Why did the Ogre cry when he left the doctor's office?

He was diagnosed with shrecktal cancer.

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What do you call a Hungarian insect who won't leave siddhartha alone?

A Buddha-pest.

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Deputin

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An asylum seeker.

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What did the pregnant blonde ask at the doctor's office?

Is it mine?

What did the doctors office say to the hurricane?

Sorry, we don't take any Joaquins