Diagnose Jokes

What's a good way to get gum out of your hair?

Getting diagnosed with cancer.

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Why did the Ogre cry when he left the doctor's office?

He was diagnosed with shrecktal cancer.

What was the stressed out toddler diagnosed with?

Diapertension

What kind of cancer was Jar Jar diagnosed with?

Meesathelioma.

What do you call someone on the borderline of being diagnosed with a borderline personality disorder?

An asylum seeker.

What does a mentally disabled lizard said to be diagnosed with?

A Reptile Dysfunction *ba dum tss* I'll be here all night folks

What did the rabbi say after he was diagnosed with an aggressive and inoperable form of brain cancer, and his wife and child died in a car crash while driving to the hospital?

Oy vey!"

What did the woman say when she was diagnosed with cerebal palsy?

Nothing, she was too disabled to speak