What's a good way to get gum out of your hair?

Getting diagnosed with cancer.

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Cancer Jokes More Cancer Jokes

What's the prognosis, Doc?

DOCTOR: You've got cancer. ME: WHAT ! DOCTOR: Haha. Jk. I'm not a doctor.

What do you call someone who can't take a joke about cancer?

Someone with no sense of tumor.

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What wears a black white and tan coat but has no hair?

A bald beagle!

What sits in the kitchen and gets smaller and smaller?

A baby combing its hair with an apple peeler

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What's the best way to find out if you have ticklish balls?

Test Tickles

What's the best way to get a man to remember your anniversary?

Get married on his birthday.

Gum Jokes More Gum Jokes

What's a difference between a teacher and a train?

The teacher tells you to spit you gum out. The train says, "Chew, chew, chew!"

How do you get gum out of hair?

cancer -I'm sorry-

Diagnose Jokes More Diagnose Jokes

Why did the Ogre cry when he left the doctor's office?

He was diagnosed with shrecktal cancer.

What does a mentally disabled lizard said to be diagnosed with?

A Reptile Dysfunction *ba dum tss* I'll be here all night folks