What's a good way to get gum out of your hair?

Getting diagnosed with cancer.

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What's the difference between feminists and cancer?

Cancer reproduces itself.

What was it again ?

Sagittarius, Capricorn - No ma'am, CANCER !

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Which side of a horse has the most hair?

The OUTSIDE! oh-my-goodness, that's hilarious! Skip

What is the best part about showering with a 14 year old girl?

If you slick her hair back just right, she looks nine!

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What's the best way to get bubblegum out of your hair?

Cancer

What's the best way to break in a new pair of shoes?

Moonwalking

Gum Jokes More Gum Jokes

What do designers of gum call new flavors from old ingredients?

ex-spearmints

What's the difference between a teacher and a train?

One says, "Spit out your gum!" The other goes, "Choo Choo Choo"

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What's a good way to get gum out of your hair?

Getting diagnosed with cancer.

What did the woman say when she was diagnosed with cerebal palsy?

Nothing, she was too disabled to speak