What's a good way to get gum out of your hair?

Getting diagnosed with cancer.

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Cancer Jokes More Cancer Jokes

What kind of cancer does an amnesiac oncologist diagnose?

Adenocarcinoma

Why doesn't cancer let anyone in a music store?

It doesn't want anyone to find The Cure.

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

How's my hair?

My clothes How do I look (knock, knock) He's here!!!! I'm so excited! *My pizza delivery guy.

When my wife does our daughter's hair: "How about a double French braid swirled into a fancy bun?

When I do her hair: "How about a hat "

Good Way Jokes More Good Way Jokes

What's the best way to fix a horse race?

Evolution.

What's the best way to get home from school?

Don't go to school.

Gum Jokes More Gum Jokes

What's a difference between a teacher and a train?

The teacher tells you to spit you gum out. The train says, "Chew, chew, chew!"

What's the difference between a school teacher and a train?

A school teacher tells you to spit out your gum, a train says choo choo.

Diagnose Jokes More Diagnose Jokes

What did the rabbi say after he was diagnosed with an aggressive and inoperable form of brain cancer, and his wife and child died in a car crash while driving to the hospital?

Oy vey!"

What did the woman say when she was diagnosed with cerebal palsy?

Nothing, she was too disabled to speak