What is the best part about showering with a 14 year old girl?

If you slick her hair back just right, she looks nine!

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Why do the models on the catwalks always look so angry?

I would have been very happy to get paid to just walk around in fancy clothes.

What do you call a clean, good looking well behaved monster?

a failure!

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What do you call the hair of a centaur?

Humane.

Why did the monster dye her hair yellow?

To see if blondes have more fun.

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Where does He-Man keep his towel?

BY THE SHOWER OF GREYSKULL!!! I wrote this joke today. Feel free to steal it.

Why is it called Justice League of America?

Do they follow territorial boundaries? If the Kaos Kommandos start a brawl in El Paso and it rolls over into Juarez, do they say "screw it, let Justice League of Mexico handle it"? (Sorry if this isn't technically a joke; it was my shower thought this morning and I thought it was funny.)

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What is the best part about showering with a 14 year old girl?

If you slick her hair back just right, she looks nine!

What's the best part about being cremated?

Finally achieving a smokin' hot body.

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What's the best part about taking a shower with an 11 year old girl?

If you slick her hair back, she looks like an 8 year old boy.

What's the best part about showering with a 7 year old girl?

You slick their hair back and you've got a 7 year old boy.

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How can you tell if a 14 year old smokes weed?

Just wait. They'll tell you.

What do a 14 year old and an open bucket of bleach have in common?

For twenty bucks either'll take care of your toddler. -&y (yup, mine)

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Why does Jared love 6-inch subs?

He doesn't, he likes 14-year old girls

What is the best part about showering with a 14 year old girl?

If you slick her hair back just right, she looks nine!