What's the best part about getting head from an infant?

Watching the soft spot move.

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Whats the biggest difference between men and women?

The phrase I went through a whole box of tissues watching that film. is a good place to start.

What did the horse say to whinnie the pooh while watching his t.v. show?

I wish I could hear you whinnie.

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Which is harder to make?

A blonde brunette or a red-headed snowman A: A blonde because you have to hollow out its head

Why did the bald man draw rabbits on his head?

A: Because from a distance they looked like hares.

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What's the best part about twenty two year old wheels of cheese?

There are twenty of them.

Why doesn't the Kentucky Fried Chicken use toilet paper?

It's finger licking good.

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What do you call a sapling in the military?

An Infantry! (Infant tree, a sapling is a baby/young tree Ah forget it!)

What's the best part about getting head from an infant?

Watching the soft spot move.