What's the best part about getting head from an infant?

Watching the soft spot move.

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What are you watching tonight?

The game where players make enough money to risk getting brain damage, or the debate where the players already have brain damage?

What do you call an investment banker who's always watching you?

A stocker.

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How do we know Paul Walker had dandruff?

We found his Heads & Shoulders in the glove box.

What do you call an Ethiopian with a piece of cheese on his head?

Quarter pounder with cheese!

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What is the best part about taking a shower?

Not being able to see yourself in the mirror afterward.

What is the best part of Pokemon Go?

I can ride my bike indoors and professor oak can't do anything to stop me.

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What do you call a really really big ant?

A GIANT! Now what do you call a baby ant an Infant! What do you call an ant thats into business A Merchant! please post more ant jokes if you know of any.

What is the difference between an ounce of cocaine and an infant?

Eric Clapton would absolutely NEVER let an ounce of cociane fall 49 stories out a window onto the streets of New York.