How do Israeli skiiers greet each other?

Shlalom! (Oy, that's terrible.)

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What did the drunkard say when he walked into an Israeli bar?

Hebrews?

What do you call the Israeli PM when he switches search engines?

Benjamin Netangoogle

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How do French poodles greet each other?

A: Bone-jour.

How did one pothead greet the other?

High