How do Israeli skiiers greet each other?

Shlalom! (Oy, that's terrible.)

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What do you call an Israeli rooster?

A koke.

What do you get if you cross a dead Israeli leader with a New Age diet nut?

Menachem Vegan

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How do angels greet each other?

They say Halo.

How did one pothead greet the other?

High