How do Israeli skiiers greet each other?

Shlalom! (Oy, that's terrible.)

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What do you call the Israeli PM when he switches search engines?

Benjamin Netangoogle

What do Israeli soldiers do when they get bored?

A: They go over to the West Bank & the Gaza Strip and get stoned.

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How do you greet a slice of bread in Germany?

Gluten tag! Ba-dum tss.

How do 2 psychics greet each other?

Hello, how am I " "You're fine, how am I "