What did the drunkard say when he walked into an Israeli bar?

Hebrews?

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Why do birds fly to the tropics in winter?

Why, wouldn't the winter be over by the time they reach, if they walk all the way along? So they fly.

What did the blind man say when he walked by the fish market?

Good morning ladies.

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What did the Kiwi say to the Rabbi?

Hebrew".

Why doesn't Jesus buy beer?

Hebrews.

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How do Israeli skiiers greet each other?

Shlalom! (Oy, that's terrible.)

What do Israeli soldiers do when they get bored?

A: They go over to the West Bank & the Gaza Strip and get stoned.