What did the Germans name the Israeli Submarine?

Das Jude

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What do you call a German living in Canada?

A leder hoser.

Why don't Germans tell jokes about sausage?

Because they are the wurst.

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How do Israeli skiiers greet each other?

Shlalom! (Oy, that's terrible.)

What did the Israelite say to the american when offering him a drink?

Here, try this, Israeli refreshing!"