What did the Germans name the Israeli Submarine?

Das Jude

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What did one German baker say to the other?

Glutentag!

What'd you call a German businessman?

An enterpreNeuer.

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How does Moses make his tea?

Hebrews it. I'm serious! That Israeli how he does it!

How do Israeli skiiers greet each other?

Shlalom! (Oy, that's terrible.)