Why didn't galactus consume the milky way?

He was galactose-intolerant. I'm sorry.

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Consume Jokes More Consume Jokes

Why don't more people cook Armenian food?

Because it can be very thyme-consuming.

What does a bartender give you when you need the feeling of a strong drink, but you're not allowed ton consume alcohol?

Xanax since he's a Bartender

Milky Way Jokes More Milky Way Jokes

How do Canadians say Milky Way?

Milky Eh.... Get it?

Why does the universe expand?

All the Milky Ways. You get it.