Why didn't galactus consume the milky way?

He was galactose-intolerant. I'm sorry.

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Why don't more people cook Armenian food?

Because it can be very thyme-consuming.

How many fish did it take to consume my wife?

None. There are no fish under my new gazebo

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Why couldn't the boy look at the Milky Way?

He was galactose intolerant.

Why didn't galactus consume the milky way?

He was galactose-intolerant. I'm sorry.