Why didn't galactus consume the milky way?

He was galactose-intolerant. I'm sorry.

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What does a bartender give you when you need the feeling of a strong drink, but you're not allowed ton consume alcohol?

Xanax since he's a Bartender

What happened when King Kong swallowed Big Ben?

He found time-consuming.

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How do Canadians say Milky Way?

Milky Eh.... Get it?

Where does a cow stop to drink?

The milky way!