Why does the universe expand?

All the Milky Ways. You get it.

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Why is the Force like duct tape?

It has a dark side, a light side, and it holds the universe together.

Which place has the strongest gravity in the whole universe?

Bed

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What did the piston say to the freely expanding gas?

No pressure

Why is the universe expanding?

It needs more space.

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Why does the universe expand?

All the Milky Ways. You get it.

How do Canadians say Milky Way?

Milky Eh.... Get it?