Why does the universe expand?

All the Milky Ways. You get it.

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Why is the Force like duct tape?

It has a dark side, a light side, and it holds the universe together.

How many physicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two! one to change the light bulb and the other to rotate the universe!

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How many "a man walks into a bar" jokes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.

Why is the universe expanding?

It needs more space.

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Why does the universe expand?

All the Milky Ways. You get it.

Where does a cow stop to drink?

The milky way!