What's the scariest thing to wake up to in the morning?

Another day.

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What's the difference ?

What's the difference between getting your girlfriend pregnant and asking how her day went There is no difference, you always regret both!

Why did Jesus take three days to resurrect after dying on the cross?

Because the date wasn't nailed down.

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How do you wake a sleeping Lady Gaga?

You poke poke poker face

How often do Chinese people have elections?

When they wake up every morning.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

How are you able to stay in bed all morning without getting up to pee?

He replied... ...It's hard

Why do women have trouble peeing in the morning?

You ever tried to open a grilled cheese sandwich

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What's the scariest thing a blind person can read in Braille?

Danger: Do not touch"

What's the scariest thing about a white man in prison?

You know he did it.