What's the scariest thing to wake up to in the morning?

Another day.

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What did the Buffalo say to his son on the first day of school?

Bison.

What do you get if you cross a radio music presenter with Match of the Day ?

DDDDDDDDDDDDDJ !

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How do you wake a sleeping Lady Gaga?

You poke poke poker face

What did the terrorist say when he woke up?

It was Allah dream.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

When is the earliest time of day Nintendo fans play games?

The Wii hours of the morning.

I dropped a pear in my car this morning.

You should drop another one, then you would have a pair.

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What is the scariest thing to read in braile?

Do not touch"

What's the scariest thing in geometry?

A vicious circle.