What's the scariest thing to wake up to in the morning?

Another day.

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Why are so many people obese these days?

Because burgers are$.99 and salads are $4.99

What did Adam say to Eve on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve."

Wake Jokes More Wake Jokes

What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and your TV is floating?

Man, wall mounts are awesome."

What did the seven dwarves say when Snow White finally woke up?

Well, it looks like its back to jerking off.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What's the first thing a blonde does in the morning?

Walks home.

Why does a girls rub her eyes in the morning?

A. Because they don't have balls to itch.

Scary Thing Jokes More Scary Thing Jokes

What is the scariest thing to read in braile?

Do not touch"

What's the scariest thing about a white man in prison?

You know he did it.