What's the scariest thing to wake up to in the morning?

Another day.

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What day does the egg fear most?

Fry-day

What does a rock do all day?

Nothing. (this joke was made by daughter when she was 5)

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What do you call a corn farmer who wakes up one morning to find that complex branching pathways have been cut into his field?

amaized.

Why did the cop wake up his son?

To stop a kid napping.

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Why does a girls rub her eyes in the morning?

A. Because they don't have balls to itch.

What's darker than 3am in the morning?

12' noon in the cotton fields.

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What's the scariest thing to wake up to in the morning?

Another day.

What is the scariest thing to read in braile?

Do not touch"