What's the difference ?

What's the difference between getting your girlfriend pregnant and asking how her day went There is no difference, you always regret both!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between water and gasoline?

In Flint Michigan you can get gasoline that is unleaded.

What's the difference between jelly and jam?

Nobody would name their band Pearl Jelly.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What did Hillary have for lunch the other day?

Little Seizures

Why are fire trucks red?

You would be too if someone was pulling on your hose all day.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What did the kleptomaniacal compulsive liar say when his beekeeper friend asked him what he was running away with?

None of your beeswax!"

What did the hippie say when he was asked to leave the couch he was sleeping/staying on?

Namast (nah-ima-stay)

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend?

Homeless.

What did Captain Kirk do when his girlfriend told him she had a defecation fetish?

William Shat-on-her

Regret Jokes More Regret Jokes

What's the difference between a baby and an unwanted baby?

One's a rugrat, the other's a regret.

What did the man say after he forgot to pull out?

I regret nutting!!!