One's a rugrat, the other's a regret.
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I regret nutting!!!
You try so hard to get in but 9 months later you regret you ever came.
They were unaware the lightbulb was an issue & regret unknowingly paying to change it
DU-WHY !
What's the difference between getting your girlfriend pregnant and asking how her day went There is no difference, you always regret both!
Forget it once.
They think their children are small enough to neglect! Adapted from a Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal, I forget which one.
an Infantry
Pasta la vista, baby!
Because he was a fungi
As mushroom as possible
Because he was good at pulling weed
You pull down their gene's and have a look! Credit: I heard this from an older gentlemen today at a senior home.
Elephant snot. Funniest part is seeing people's reaction when you tell it.
A singer
Only 1, she'll hold the bulb in place and wait while the world revolves around her.
f(x), where f(x) = the optimal number of x for establishing a humorous stereotype.
Everything. These two objects have nothing in common.
The Sunni's are the ones with the Shiite blown out of them.
They're both used to store nuts.
Because he had no nuts.
