One's a rugrat, the other's a regret.
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I regret nutting!!!
You try so hard to get in but 9 months later you regret you ever came.
They were unaware the lightbulb was an issue & regret unknowingly paying to change it
DU-WHY !
What's the difference between getting your girlfriend pregnant and asking how her day went There is no difference, you always regret both!
Every time he touched a "wound" it closed.
Goodandtight
When you're right the whole room shouts "Here, here!" But when you're wrong one person pats you on the back and says "There, there."
In Louisiana, next to the plaque with the animal's name, they've got a good recipe.
Just planning ahead...
Crippling debt! It's funny because he can't walk anymore!
Because Auto-Bots pull out!
You con-du-it!!!
They have a lot of issues
Boy, do we have issues!
Hang ten dude!!
My mum.
The baby grows up and learns to stop crying.
They have hollow weenies!
