One's a rugrat, the other's a regret.
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I regret nutting!!!
You try so hard to get in but 9 months later you regret you ever came.
They were unaware the lightbulb was an issue & regret unknowingly paying to change it
DU-WHY !
What's the difference between getting your girlfriend pregnant and asking how her day went There is no difference, you always regret both!
A hundred but they'll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light to the world.
They dont. They turn it into the hype of the new generation.
A: Because it was a total rip-off.
They don't say please when I'm paying. They say, "That'll be $5". I should be able to say, "That'll be a sandwich."
He couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.
Who you gota blow to get some virgins around here
Homeless.
Your girlfriend.
Decalfinated
I've never been in a submarine.
You con-du-it!!!
You pay him for the pizza.
They'll tell you.
It didn't protect him from harmful rays Edit: Steve Irwin was the man. RIP
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