One's a rugrat, the other's a regret.
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I regret nutting!!!
You try so hard to get in but 9 months later you regret you ever came.
They were unaware the lightbulb was an issue & regret unknowingly paying to change it
DU-WHY !
What's the difference between getting your girlfriend pregnant and asking how her day went There is no difference, you always regret both!
They both get ditched in the park
Use a blender to get it in, use tortilla chips to get it out!
You con-du-it!!!
Because after they hung out Gus was actually a pretty boring guy.
He's a fungi
to get to the other side..
Two. One to screw it in, and one to shoot him if he does it wrong.
Han Solo. Because he took a shot first.
In car, serrated
GerMany
You can't see them when it is night.
May the force be with you just like every other day because they have no concept of our Gregorian calendar.
You don't know man, you weren't there!
OC It only takes 1. But another 999 to repost this 100% original joke. I made this.
