One's a rugrat, the other's a regret.
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I regret nutting!!!
You try so hard to get in but 9 months later you regret you ever came.
They were unaware the lightbulb was an issue & regret unknowingly paying to change it
DU-WHY !
What's the difference between getting your girlfriend pregnant and asking how her day went There is no difference, you always regret both!
One. He just stands there with the lightbulb and the whole world revolves around him.
None. They don't believe in a higher power.
Yall nailed it.
When the big hand touches the little one
They both look good hanging from a tree
There is none Southerners both hang them from trees.
Han Solo. Because he took a shot first.
Because the evidence was under their noses (They sniffed the cocaine)
GerMany
Because after they hung out Gus was actually a pretty boring guy.
One steals from the people the other peals from the steeple.
Santa stops at 3 ho's.
Just one. She holds it while the world revolves around her.
One. No, two! No, four! No, eight! No, sixteen! No, thirty-two! ...
Because he's such a fungi.
He's a fungi
