One's a rugrat, the other's a regret.
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I regret nutting!!!
You try so hard to get in but 9 months later you regret you ever came.
They were unaware the lightbulb was an issue & regret unknowingly paying to change it
DU-WHY !
What's the difference between getting your girlfriend pregnant and asking how her day went There is no difference, you always regret both!
She said she didn't see him coming
They would always ask their girlfriend before they came inside.
Nuts.
ARGHH! You're driving me nuts!"
He felt Thor.
I'd autotune him out. :)
You con-du-it!!!
Thanks for the mammaries!
Quoted from daughter at age 3) To get food for her babies!
You down with Opie pee
Yeah.
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
Han Solo. Because he took a shot first.
With a crowbar.
They finally found something as smart as them to talk to.
