What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding?

Thanks for the mammaries!

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Why did you leave your last job?

I had a typo in a tweet. "Mistakes happen!" -I worked for Yahoo Finance. "Thanks for coming in. Bye"

How do feminists screw in a lightbulb?

By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them EDIT: Rip inbox EDIT 2: Thanks for the gold!

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What's your favorite song?

Me, to a baby wearing a Metallica shirt at the grocery store.

What do you call a baby born in a whorehouse?

A brothel sprout

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How do you make an ugly kid?

Go ask your mother Courtesy of a hot dog vendor in Atlanta

Why did the kid punch the bed?

His mother told him to hit the hay.

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What did the baby say to its mom after breastfeeding?

Thanks for the mammaries!

What is Britain's most popular newspaper amongst breastfeeding mothers?

The Daily Express.

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What is a baby's favorite Fall Out Boy song?

Thanks For The Mammaries

What did the band Weezer say about the nudist beach?

All the mammaries made me want to go back there!