What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding?

Thanks for the mammaries!

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What do pirates say when they find buried treasure?

Thanks for the gold!

When I bring you breakfast in bed, why can't you just say "thank you"?

instead of all this "how did you get in to my house " calling 9-11 business.

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What if my baby doesn't make ultra sounds?

What if it's just farting noises Is it graded on a curve

What do you call the babies born in a whorehouse?

Brothel sprouts.

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What's the difference between onions and your mother-in-law?

You don't cry when chopping your mother-in-law.

Why couldn't the Buddhist monk send his mother a birthday card via email?

He had no attachments.

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What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding?

Thanks for the mammaries!

What is Britain's most popular newspaper amongst breastfeeding mothers?

The Daily Express.

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What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding?

Thanks for the mammaries!

What is a baby's favorite Fall Out Boy song?

Thanks For The Mammaries