What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding?

Thanks for the mammaries!

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What did the elephant say?

What did the elephant say when it was pulled out of a pit by the Balls? Thank you Mr. and Mrs. Ball!

What do cannibal say when they say grace?

We thank you Lord for our daily dead!

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Whose baby was it?

The elephant's!

Why can't ghosts make babies?

They have hollow weenies! .... And I'll just see myself out.

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What's the difference between a brothel and a circus?

Your mother never ran away to join the circus.

What kinds of birds are raised by only their mothers?

Blackbirds

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What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding?

Thanks for the mammaries!

What is Britain's most popular newspaper amongst breastfeeding mothers?

The Daily Express.

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What did the band Weezer say about the nudist beach?

All the mammaries made me want to go back there!

What did the man say to his big breasted ex-wife?

Thanks for the mammaries.