What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding?

Thanks for the mammaries!

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What did the snake say when he was offered a piece of cheese for dinner?

Thank you I'll just have a slither.

What did the cold pipe say to the to hot pipe?

Nothing,pipes can't talk. Thank you

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What's the difference between a baby and a pound of coke?

Eric Clapton would never drop a pound of coke.

What's blue and yellow and sits at the bottom of the pool?

A baby with slashed floaties. What's red and yellow and floats on top of the pool? Floaties with a slashed baby.

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Whats Saudi Arabia's highest rated sitcom?

How I bought your mother

What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?

A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.

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What is Britain's most popular newspaper amongst breastfeeding mothers?

The Daily Express.

Why are smaller breasts better for breastfeeding?

They're more of a kids meal.

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What did the man say to his big breasted ex-wife?

Thanks for the mammaries.

What is a baby's favorite Fall Out Boy song?

Thanks For The Mammaries