Thanks for the mammaries!
By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them EDIT: Rip inbox EDIT 2: Thanks for the gold!
What did the elephant say when it was pulled out of a pit by the Balls? Thank you Mr. and Mrs. Ball!
A : So that you can see the expression on the face.........
On the phone. It's a baby. If I wanted to hear random noises when I talk, I have a husband for that.
She couldn't figure out who the other mother was.
The Daily Express.