What is Britain's most popular newspaper amongst breastfeeding mothers?

The Daily Express.

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What's the world's longest Ted Talk?

How I Met Your Mother

Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie?

It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

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What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding?

Thanks for the mammaries!

What is Britain's most popular newspaper amongst breastfeeding mothers?

The Daily Express.

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What's the most common owl in Britain?

The tea towel

Why does Britain like tea so much?

Because tea leaves.