What is Britain's most popular newspaper amongst breastfeeding mothers?

The Daily Express.

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Why was the blonde confused after giving birth to twins?

She couldn't figure out who the other mother was.

What is the difference between a Mother and Wife?

One woman brings you into this world crying and the other ensures you continue to do so.

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Why are smaller breasts better for breastfeeding?

They're more of a kids meal.

What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding?

Thanks for the mammaries!

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Why does Britain like tea so much?

Because tea leaves.

What's better than having a 'Brexit' vote about Britain leaving the EU?

Not being British.