What is Britain's most popular newspaper amongst breastfeeding mothers?

The Daily Express.

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What do you get when you put a tomato in your mothers shoe?

A spanking

What is the definition of a Freudian slip?

when you say one thing and mean a mother. Don't remember where I heard it. Haven't read it here yet.

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What did the baby say to its mom after breastfeeding?

Thanks for the mammaries!

Why are smaller breasts better for breastfeeding?

They're more of a kids meal.

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What's the most common owl in Britain?

The tea towel

What do you call the Dollar Tree stores in Britain?

Pound Town