What is Britain's most popular newspaper amongst breastfeeding mothers?

The Daily Express.

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What do you do when your mother-in-law is swaying towards you?

You pull the trigger again.

Why don't you take a train?

Monster: I did once but my mother made me give it back.

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Why are smaller breasts better for breastfeeding?

They're more of a kids meal.

What is Britain's most popular newspaper amongst breastfeeding mothers?

The Daily Express.

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What's the difference between Britain and Australia?

When one votes, it changes something, making things worse. When another votes, it doesn't change anything, making things worse.

Why did all of Britain stop smoking pot?

Because they all joined