Why does Britain like tea so much?

Because tea leaves.

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Why does Britain love tea so much?

Because tea leaves.

What do you call a skank playing "H.O.R.S.E?

She missed two shots, so she's a ho. I'll leave now.

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How do vampires like their tea?

With a old tampon in it.

What happened to the Native American who drank too much tea?

He died in his teepee

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What's Imperial Britain's favorite game?

Clash of Clans

What did Germany say to Britain during World War II?

I'd luft to waffe a few bombs in your direction.