Why does Britain like tea so much?

Because tea leaves.

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How do you turn a duck into a blues singer?

Leave it out in the sun until its Bill Withers

Why couldn't Edward leave Russia?

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What do Englishmen like more than tea?

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Why did Sherlock Holmes not want a second cup of tea in the emergency room?

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What's the most common owl in Britain?

The tea towel

Why does Britain love tea so much?

Because tea leaves.