Why does Britain like tea so much?

Because tea leaves.

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Why did the perv leave?

Because he came.

What do you call it when an alcoholic stops drinking?

A leave of Absinthe.

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How did the hipster burn their tongue?

They drank their tea before it was cool.

How does Sherlock prefer his tea?

Steeped in mystery!

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Why did all of Britain stop smoking pot?

Because they all joined

Why does America spell some words differently?

They said "We can do it without u, Britain."