Why does Britain like tea so much?

Because tea leaves.

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What animals were last to leave the ark ?

The elephants as they had to pack their trunks !

Who's there ! Crewcut ! Crewcut who?

Crewcut and I'm the only one left !

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What do you call tea made by a stoned marsupial?

High koala tea

Who's there ! Army Ant ! Army Ant who ?

Army Ants coming for tea then

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Why did all of Britain stop smoking pot?

Because they all joined

What do you get when you cross France and Britain?

Canada.