Why did the perv leave?

Because he came.

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What is a moo hoo for steak that came late?

Filet delay!

How do you like going to school?

Son: The going bit is fine as is the coming home bit too but I'm not too keen on the time in-between!

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How do you surprise Helen Keller?

Leave the plunger in the toilet

Why is Beyonce always singing about going "To the left"?

Because women have no rights.

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Why did the perv leave?

Because he came.

Why do you have a copy of 50 Shades of Grey in your bathroom?

Perv! Me: Oh. No that's just for when I run out of toilet paper.