Why did the perv leave?

Because he came.

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What did the Doe say when she came out of the woods?

I'm not doing that again for two bucks.

Why did the snowman smile?

Because the snowblower is coming.

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How can you tell a hippie's been in your house?

He's still there when you get home. What's he say when you tell him to leave? "Na, 'ma stay"

Why did you leave your last job?

I had a typo in a tweet. "Mistakes happen!" -I worked for Yahoo Finance. "Thanks for coming in. Bye"

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Why do you have a copy of 50 Shades of Grey in your bathroom?

Perv! Me: Oh. No that's just for when I run out of toilet paper.

Why did the perv leave?

Because he came.