Why did the perv leave?

Because he came.

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How is it May already?

Day coming up tomorrow where people who don't know how calendars work tweet.

What do Swedish criminals say when the cops are coming?

Pork! Pork! Pork!

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What did the homeless yoga instructor say when he was told to leave his camp site?

Namaste.

What happened when the joker dropped an elephant carrying a ten ton weight on Batman and Robin?

They became flatman and ribbon. has left the building.

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Why did the perv leave?

Because he came.

Why do you have a copy of 50 Shades of Grey in your bathroom?

Perv! Me: Oh. No that's just for when I run out of toilet paper.