Why did the perv leave?

Because he came.

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What do you call an empty cheese whiz jar?

Cheese Was! some old guy came up to me on the street and told me this one.

What works better than anti-depressants?

A 12 Gauge in the mouth This came to me whilst being all depressed.

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What did the teacher say after spending thousands in the expensive hotel?

I'm sorry to leave now that I've almost bought the place.

How do you get even with Hellen Keller?

Comment your favorite Hellen Keller jokes) How do you get even with Hellen Keller Leave the plunger in the toilet

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Why did the perv leave?

Because he came.

Why do you have a copy of 50 Shades of Grey in your bathroom?

Perv! Me: Oh. No that's just for when I run out of toilet paper.