Why do you have a copy of 50 Shades of Grey in your bathroom?

Perv! Me: Oh. No that's just for when I run out of toilet paper.

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50 Jokes More 50 Jokes

Who are some of the best readers in the world?

World Trade Center workers, some of them can read 50 stories in just 8 seconds!

What's 50 Cent's new name?

50 Drachma.

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What hand do you wipe with?

Answer: left or right Response: why not use toilet paper

Why do we call it toilet paper?

Does anyone wipe their toilet with it

Grey Jokes More Grey Jokes

What grey has a wand huge wings and gives money to elephants ?

The tusk fairy !

What's grey and moves at a hundred miles an hour ?

A jet propelled elephant !

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Why didn't I play in the Woman's world chess championships?

Because I ran

What's the difference between a lobster and an oriental woman run over by a steamroller?

One's a crustacean and the other a crushed Asian.

Bathroom Jokes More Bathroom Jokes

Why did the moron think his girlfriend was into metal?

He found steel wool pads in her bathroom.

What bathroom does Roy G. Biv use?

The colored one.

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Why is there only 50 shades of grey?

Why not 5,000 What's stopping them

What book does the Queen of England read to get herself into a raunchy mood?

50 Shades of Earl Grey

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Whats does Copy pasta taste like?

The same

Why do you have a copy of 50 Shades of Grey in your bathroom?

Perv! Me: Oh. No that's just for when I run out of toilet paper.

Perv Jokes More Perv Jokes

Why did the perv leave?

Because he came.

Why do you have a copy of 50 Shades of Grey in your bathroom?

Perv! Me: Oh. No that's just for when I run out of toilet paper.