Why do you have a copy of 50 Shades of Grey in your bathroom?

Perv! Me: Oh. No that's just for when I run out of toilet paper.

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50 Jokes More 50 Jokes

What is the difference between my car and Whitney Houston?

My car can hit 50.

Why did Micheal Jackson go to JC Penny?

He heard little boys pants were 50% off...

Toilet Paper Jokes More Toilet Paper Jokes

What's the difference between a hand towel and toilet paper?

What " "You aren't coming to my house"

What does an Australian use instaed of toilet paper?

Bidet, mate.

Grey Jokes More Grey Jokes

What's grey and moves at a hundred miles an hour ?

A jet propelled elephant !

What's grey stands in a river when it rains and doesn't get wet ?

An elephant with an umbrella !

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What has 2 legs but doesn't use them?

A man named Bob running down a train track (only Asians will understand)

Why can't Mexico field a winning Olympic team?

Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is in the US.

Bathroom Jokes More Bathroom Jokes

What did the dance instructor say to her student when the student wanted to use her bathroom?

Skip to my loo.

Why don't you want to take a Pokemon into the bathroom?

Because it might Pikachu.

50 Shade Jokes More 50 Shade Jokes

What book does the Queen of England read to get herself into a raunchy mood?

50 Shades of Earl Grey

What do you get if you cross 50 Shades of Grey with Blurred Lines?

A greydient

Copy Jokes More Copy Jokes

How many copies can you make of a page without a copying machine?

Xero.

What's a Redditor's favorite food?

Copy pasta! I'm so sorry

Perv Jokes More Perv Jokes

Why do you have a copy of 50 Shades of Grey in your bathroom?

Perv! Me: Oh. No that's just for when I run out of toilet paper.

Why did the perv leave?

Because he came.