Why do you have a copy of 50 Shades of Grey in your bathroom?

Perv! Me: Oh. No that's just for when I run out of toilet paper.

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50 Jokes More 50 Jokes

What do you say to a lawyer with a IQ less than 50?

Good morning your Honor!

Why is there only 50 shades of grey?

Why not 5,000 What's stopping them

Toilet Paper Jokes More Toilet Paper Jokes

Why should you always carry toilet paper to the twilight zone?

Doodoo doodoo

What does German goalkeeper Manuel Neuer call it when he takes a dump and there is nothing on the toilet paper after wiping?

A clean sheet.

Grey Jokes More Grey Jokes

What's grey stands in a river when it rains and doesn't get wet ?

An elephant with an umbrella !

What did Wonder Woman tell The Flash when he saw that he was greying?

I still find you dashing"

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why did the one-eyed pirate keep running aground?

No depth perception.

Why can't you run in a campground?

Because you ran: It's past tents. I'll show myself out.

Bathroom Jokes More Bathroom Jokes

What's the difference between an Art major and a guy who mops bathrooms at KFC?

One has a job.

Why do blonde girls go to the bathroom in groups of three?

Because they can't even

50 Shade Jokes More 50 Shade Jokes

What book does the Queen of England read to get herself into a raunchy mood?

50 Shades of Earl Grey

Why is there only 50 shades of grey?

Why not 5,000 What's stopping them

Copy Jokes More Copy Jokes

What's a Redditor's favorite food?

Copy pasta! I'm so sorry

What do you call twin policemen?

Copies.

Perv Jokes More Perv Jokes

Why did the perv leave?

Because he came.

Why do you have a copy of 50 Shades of Grey in your bathroom?

Perv! Me: Oh. No that's just for when I run out of toilet paper.