Why do you have a copy of 50 Shades of Grey in your bathroom?

Perv! Me: Oh. No that's just for when I run out of toilet paper.

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Why are redditors so bad at "getting" jokes?

this isn't even a joke... some of y'all are borderline retarded, "I don't get it" is like a given for 50 upvotes around here. If you don't get a joke, just take the L and move on to the next post....

Why did the bachelors purchase double amputee strippers for their party?

Because they were 50% off!

Toilet Paper Jokes More Toilet Paper Jokes

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain?

I don't know." "So you're the one!"

What does Taylor Swift tell her boyfriend when he gets toilet paper stuck on his arse?

Shake it off

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What's the best way for a lady to read 50 Shades of Grey?

To flick through it as fast as possible.

What did Wonder Woman tell The Flash when he saw that he was greying?

I still find you dashing"

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Howdo you stop a baby from running in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

What to you call Batman and Robin after they've been run over by a car?

A: Flatman and Ribbon

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What are you when you're in the bathroom?

European

How does a mathematician go to the bathroom?

He works it out with a pencil.

50 Shade Jokes More 50 Shade Jokes

What book does the Queen of England read to get herself into a raunchy mood?

50 Shades of Earl Grey

What did Christian Grey say when he read reviews of his movie?

People did not like my movie. I guess I am 50 shades of letdown... But I can sure GET UP"!

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What's a Redditor's favorite food?

Copy pasta! I'm so sorry

How does Smaug copy files to a USB stick?

Dragon drop

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Why do you have a copy of 50 Shades of Grey in your bathroom?

Perv! Me: Oh. No that's just for when I run out of toilet paper.

Why did the perv leave?

Because he came.