Why do you have a copy of 50 Shades of Grey in your bathroom?

Perv! Me: Oh. No that's just for when I run out of toilet paper.

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50 Jokes More 50 Jokes

What'd ya call 50 n*ggers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start. P.S: N*ggers=Naggers. I hate those guys. What did you think?? )

What has 100 legs but can't walk?

Johnny: 50 pairs of pants? Jimmy: No, A centipede. Jhonny: What? why? Jimmy: Because I squished it

Toilet Paper Jokes More Toilet Paper Jokes

What do you have when you just used the toilet and realized there's no toilet paper?

A real mess on your hands.

Why do you have a copy of 50 Shades of Grey in your bathroom?

Perv! Me: Oh. No that's just for when I run out of toilet paper.

Grey Jokes More Grey Jokes

What's big and grey and wears a mask ?

The elephantom of the opera !

Why do you have a copy of 50 Shades of Grey in your bathroom?

Perv! Me: Oh. No that's just for when I run out of toilet paper.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What brings you to speed dating?

Me: I just ran out of the fancy shampoo my previous GF bought for me.

What did the Scottish man do when he ran out of pants to wear?

He kilt himself

Bathroom Jokes More Bathroom Jokes

Why do blonde girls go to the bathroom in groups of three?

Because they can't even

How was the Irish Jig invented?

To much beer and not enough bathrooms

50 Shade Jokes More 50 Shade Jokes

Why do you have a copy of 50 Shades of Grey in your bathroom?

Perv! Me: Oh. No that's just for when I run out of toilet paper.

What do you call the kinkiest/nastiest move from 50 Shades of Gray?

The Gray Poupon

Copy Jokes More Copy Jokes

Whats does Copy pasta taste like?

The same

How many Geminis does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Two. Plus a portable phone an Internet link and a copy of the "Bluffer's Guide to Changing Lightbulbs."

Perv Jokes More Perv Jokes

Why did the perv leave?

Because he came.

Why do you have a copy of 50 Shades of Grey in your bathroom?

Perv! Me: Oh. No that's just for when I run out of toilet paper.