Why do you have a copy of 50 Shades of Grey in your bathroom?

Perv! Me: Oh. No that's just for when I run out of toilet paper.

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50 Jokes More 50 Jokes

Why is there only 50 shades of grey?

Why not 5,000 What's stopping them

Why is Bernie Sanders challenging his 49 vs 50% loss in Iowa?

I thought he didn't care about the 1%

Toilet Paper Jokes More Toilet Paper Jokes

What is a math teacher's favorite kind of toilet paper?

The kind that has multi ply's.

What does Taylor Swift tell her boyfriend when he gets toilet paper stuck on his arse?

Shake it off

Grey Jokes More Grey Jokes

What's grey carries a bunch of flowers and cheers you up when your ill ?

A get wellephant !

What's big and grey and wears a mask ?

The elephantom of the opera !

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What type of government would a nation ran by Alvin and the Chipmunks be called?

A theocracy.

What do you call a zombie that runs fast?

A zoombie.

Bathroom Jokes More Bathroom Jokes

Why do blonde girls go to the bathroom in groups of three?

Because they can't even

How many Germans does it take to tile a bathroom?

Only one, if you cut him thin enough.

50 Shade Jokes More 50 Shade Jokes

Why is there only 50 shades of grey?

Why not 5,000 What's stopping them

What book does the Queen of England read to get herself into a raunchy mood?

50 Shades of Earl Grey

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Why do blondes occupy about 90% of the net bandwidth?

A: Because they keep accidentally deleting their copies of the blonde joke list.

What's a Redditor's favorite food?

Copy pasta! I'm so sorry

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Why did the perv leave?

Because he came.

Why do you have a copy of 50 Shades of Grey in your bathroom?

Perv! Me: Oh. No that's just for when I run out of toilet paper.