Perv! Me: Oh. No that's just for when I run out of toilet paper.
A good start. P.S: N*ggers=Naggers. I hate those guys. What did you think?? )
Johnny: 50 pairs of pants? Jimmy: No, A centipede. Jhonny: What? why? Jimmy: Because I squished it
A real mess on your hands.
The elephantom of the opera !
Me: I just ran out of the fancy shampoo my previous GF bought for me.
He kilt himself
Because they can't even
To much beer and not enough bathrooms
The Gray Poupon
The same
A: Two. Plus a portable phone an Internet link and a copy of the "Bluffer's Guide to Changing Lightbulbs."
Because he came.