Autobots Roll Out!
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
It got stuck in a crack.
Rage Upon the Latrine
To get to the bottom
You brown it on one side
He's a party pooper!
Cos it's tear-able.
They both wipe out Klingons.
They're both tearable.
Simple - brown it on both sides then throw it into the pot.
It didn't want to get stuck in any cracks.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Shake it off
Slow your roll.
I don't know." "So you're the one!"
The kind that has multi ply's.
DODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODO
So you're the one.... (only if you answered "i don't know")
A real mess on your hands.
Does anyone wipe their toilet with it
Doodoo doodoo
Toilet paper.
Perv! Me: Oh. No that's just for when I run out of toilet paper.
Because it is Finger Lickin' Good.
Toast is brown on both sides.
Bidet, mate.
So you're the one!
It's finger licking good.
No one knows it's never happened.
Who is not buying this
What " "You aren't coming to my house"
Oh, you don't know I won't ask you to wipe my bum then.
Answer: left or right Response: why not use toilet paper
A clean sheet.
A: To wrap itself in toilet paper!
If it had 4 it would be a chicken sedan
HeHe
A Klingon! since obstetrician gynaecologist is too long, and OB GYN doesn't make sense ,lets call them Klingons
About Warf speed. My mom made this joke up last night at a bbq party. She likes to think she is funnier on holidays. Thanks, Mom.
In the toilet.
A walnut! What do you call a nut at the beach A beech nut! What do you call a nut in the toilet A peanut!!
They threw a cigarette overboard, and made the boat a cigarette lighter
Throw a tin of beans in there ..... How do you get them back out of it? Run past with the tin opener .....
Mountin' time
Church.
the Steaks are high."
I'm not ready to get hard yet, I just got laid!"
He felt his presents.
He was very knotty.
Thesaurus Rex! omg, I crack myself up! Skip
Please help. There are ten so far and they have invited their gross friends to our home. They are using the broken lightbulb to smoke crack off of.
