Autobots Roll Out!
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
It got stuck in a crack.
Rage Upon the Latrine
To get to the bottom
You brown it on one side
He's a party pooper!
Cos it's tear-able.
They both wipe out Klingons.
They're both tearable.
Simple - brown it on both sides then throw it into the pot.
It didn't want to get stuck in any cracks.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Shake it off
Slow your roll.
I don't know." "So you're the one!"
The kind that has multi ply's.
DODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODO
So you're the one.... (only if you answered "i don't know")
A real mess on your hands.
Does anyone wipe their toilet with it
Doodoo doodoo
Toilet paper.
Perv! Me: Oh. No that's just for when I run out of toilet paper.
Because it is Finger Lickin' Good.
Toast is brown on both sides.
Bidet, mate.
So you're the one!
It's finger licking good.
No one knows it's never happened.
Who is not buying this
What " "You aren't coming to my house"
Oh, you don't know I won't ask you to wipe my bum then.
Answer: left or right Response: why not use toilet paper
A clean sheet.
A: To wrap itself in toilet paper!
When pink is blocked by red, you hit the brown.
I hate the steelers.
A.When we see your face we both crack up!
They don't like getting sand in their crack.
He was snowed-in.
They both let me stick it in only one place.
He got a hole in one.
You first dig a hole, second, you fill the hole with ashes, also throw some peas in there. When the elephant stops to take a pea, you kick it in the ash hole.
They're used to disappointment.
the tiny little buns
A panda bear rolling down a hill.
A: It was an oxident.
A recycling TIN!
inventor of Lucky Charms
Captain's log.
Because he was looking for Pooh!
