Autobots Roll Out!
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
It got stuck in a crack.
Rage Upon the Latrine
To get to the bottom
You brown it on one side
He's a party pooper!
Cos it's tear-able.
They both wipe out Klingons.
They're both tearable.
Simple - brown it on both sides then throw it into the pot.
It didn't want to get stuck in any cracks.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Shake it off
Slow your roll.
I don't know." "So you're the one!"
The kind that has multi ply's.
DODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODO
So you're the one.... (only if you answered "i don't know")
A real mess on your hands.
Does anyone wipe their toilet with it
Doodoo doodoo
Toilet paper.
Perv! Me: Oh. No that's just for when I run out of toilet paper.
Because it is Finger Lickin' Good.
Toast is brown on both sides.
Bidet, mate.
So you're the one!
It's finger licking good.
No one knows it's never happened.
Who is not buying this
What " "You aren't coming to my house"
Oh, you don't know I won't ask you to wipe my bum then.
Answer: left or right Response: why not use toilet paper
A clean sheet.
A: To wrap itself in toilet paper!
Arse-on. **Cough Cough** I'll see my way out.
Don't say anything. Just get out of the way.
2. What do you call his first victim 3. What do you call his second victim 1. Bernie 2. Crispin 3. Ash
when you realize that you have had 2 strepsils within one hour.
To get to the Reich side
A good Friday
Me: What do you mean 4: Is her house made of bricks or sticks
Stick
Dootsie rolls.
Because he was a dirty double-crosser!
Depends on who wrote the script.
A: One to read one to write and the other one to keep an eye on both intellectuals.
Leave the plunger in the toilet.
The Captain's Log.
Use some antioxidants
They keep telling me to stop asking...
