Autobots Roll Out!
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
It got stuck in a crack.
Rage Upon the Latrine
To get to the bottom
You brown it on one side
He's a party pooper!
Cos it's tear-able.
They both wipe out Klingons.
They're both tearable.
Simple - brown it on both sides then throw it into the pot.
It didn't want to get stuck in any cracks.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Shake it off
Slow your roll.
I don't know." "So you're the one!"
The kind that has multi ply's.
DODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODO
So you're the one.... (only if you answered "i don't know")
A real mess on your hands.
Does anyone wipe their toilet with it
Doodoo doodoo
Toilet paper.
Perv! Me: Oh. No that's just for when I run out of toilet paper.
Because it is Finger Lickin' Good.
Toast is brown on both sides.
Bidet, mate.
So you're the one!
It's finger licking good.
No one knows it's never happened.
Who is not buying this
What " "You aren't coming to my house"
Oh, you don't know I won't ask you to wipe my bum then.
Answer: left or right Response: why not use toilet paper
A clean sheet.
A: To wrap itself in toilet paper!
Marty Mc. FLyyyyyyyyy!
Something you throw at wabbits when you haven't got your wifle.
Kick it up the arse
So your arse doesn't slam.
It put a ring on it.
B-room service.
You would get severe frostbite.
Jesus: Why Judas: Like in a cross, how long Jesus: A what Judas:Across. How long across.
She wiped her arse.
All of those guys already have boyfriends.
To find Pooh!
Aaaand you're not allowed in my house anymore.
Guns don't move out when you bring a new one home.
Bring Your Kid to Work Day
Intersect it with a plane.
