How does one cook toilet paper?

Simple - brown it on both sides then throw it into the pot.

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Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Why did the blonde throw tic-tacs in her spaghetti?

The recipe told her to mints her garlic.

What do you get if you inject a baby goat with chimpanzee DNA?

Thrown out of the petting zoo.

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

did you know the first French fries weren't cooked in France?

they were cooked in Greece

What do you call a monk that cooks potatoes?

A friar? A chip monk?

Toilet Paper Jokes More Toilet Paper Jokes

What is a math teacher's favorite kind of toilet paper?

The kind that has multi ply's.

How do you cook toilet paper?

You brown it on one side

Pot Jokes More Pot Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs... ...hanging on the wall?

Art ...floating in the sea Bob ...laying on the floor Matt ...down in a hole Phil ...sitting in a pot Stu ...

Why are the steaks so high?

Because the pot was calling the cattle back and the cows went back to the marijuana field.

Side Jokes More Side Jokes

How do you know the rules of football was written by an Italian?

You switch sides at half time.

What side of the American flag are the stars on?

Both sides. Came from my FIL on this Memorial Day.