Simple - brown it on both sides then throw it into the pot.
His amp.
A-flat minor (or a broken piano)
The game warden found out he poached his eggs!
A pan. Duh!
Who is not buying this
Toast is brown on both sides.
A baked potato
It's gonna take me a while to get hard, I just got laid by this chick.
A: When an accordion is thrown down the toilet without it touching the sides.
Because it involves changing sides halfway through.
