What side of the American flag are the stars on?

Both sides. Came from my FIL on this Memorial Day.

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How is a man like a snowstorm?

A: You never know when he's coming how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

Why didn't Kevin from Home Alone call the cops when the burglars came around?

He was running a trap house.

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Where is Dracula's American office?

The Vampire State Building.

Which political discussions between the Russians and Americans keenly interest Burger Land citizens?

The SALT talks!

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How can you tell when the stage is level?

The drummer is drooling equally from both sides of his mouth.

Why are Italians so good at football?

Because it involves changing sides halfway through.

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What will Ryan Lochte say if he looses "Dancing With the Stars"?

I was robbed" Sorry, that just came to me like a stroke of idiotic genius and I couldn't help myself.

How Dave Grohl spent his night in his hotel room after the concert in Gothenburg, Sweden?

He watched movie Cast Away (starring Tom Hanks) and ate some potato chips.

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Why are there no American flags at the DNC?

Because the delegates were standing on them.

What do you get when Hulk holds the American Flag?

The Star Spangled Banner!