What side of the American flag are the stars on?

Both sides. Came from my FIL on this Memorial Day.

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Why couldn't the blonde write the number ELEVEN?

A: Because she didn't know which one came first!

What did they stamp on the Asian baby as he came out of his mother's womb?

Made in Va-China.

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Why is it OK to wash an American flag in hot water?

Because these colors don't run.

What do you call someone who only speaks one language?

American.

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What side of the American flag are the stars on?

Both sides. Came from my FIL on this Memorial Day.

How does one cook toilet paper?

Simple - brown it on both sides then throw it into the pot.

Star Jokes More Star Jokes

What's the number for poison control?

Dancing With the Stars is on and I need to make sure this will be enough.

What kind of a star can be risky?

A shooting star!

American Flag Jokes More American Flag Jokes

What side of the American flag are the stars on?

Both sides. Came from my FIL on this Memorial Day.

What do you get when Hulk holds the American Flag?

The Star Spangled Banner!