What side of the American flag are the stars on?

Both sides. Came from my FIL on this Memorial Day.

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What is long, white, and very sticky?

The coming of the Lord!

Why did the cookie get fired from his job?

He came to work baked.

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What is the difference between an American rabbit and a French rabbit?

The American rabbit goes hippity hop and the French rabbit goes lickety split!

What happens when an American has a heart attack and survives?

A 'murical.

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Why did italy cross the road?

To switch sides

Why do older polygons make sure their sides all stay an equal length?

It keeps you regular.

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How are false teeth like stars?

They come out at night!

Why is Jeopardy the #1 show in the U.S.?

Because Michael Douglas starred in "Double Jeopardy" in 1999.

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What side of the American flag are the stars on?

Both sides. Came from my FIL on this Memorial Day.

Why are there no American flags at the DNC?

Because the delegates were standing on them.