Both sides. Came from my FIL on this Memorial Day.
Get bent" I hope you guys like this joke. I just came up with it.
Because the snowblower was coming down the block.
They lost two towers
Because they don't have 2 towers.
Ventriloquists have to be able to speak with their mouths closed. Politicians speak out of both sides of their mouths simultaneously.
His desk is level
Glad to meteor!
Because these colors don't run.
The Star Spangled Banner!