What side of the American flag are the stars on?

Both sides. Came from my FIL on this Memorial Day.

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Come Jokes More Come Jokes

How do you like going to school?

Son: The going bit is fine as is the coming home bit too but I'm not too keen on the time in-between!

Knock knock. Who's there? Opportunity.

That is impossible. Opportunity doesn’t come knocking twice!

American Jokes More American Jokes

What do terrorists and the American government have in common?

They both blow up people who don't agree with them.

What do you call an unfriendly American from the 60's?

An anti-socialist

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How many sides does a pentagon have?

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams.

Why do older polygons make sure their sides all stay an equal length?

It keeps you regular.

Star Jokes More Star Jokes

What side of the American flag are the stars on?

Both sides. Came from my FIL on this Memorial Day.

Why did the astronomer hit himself on the head in the afternoon?

He wanted to see stars during the day.

American Flag Jokes More American Flag Jokes

How do you confuse a Republican?

Wrap an unarmed black man in the American Flag

What do you get when Hulk holds the American Flag?

The Star Spangled Banner!