What side of the American flag are the stars on?

Both sides. Came from my FIL on this Memorial Day.

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Why did the snowman have his pants down?

Because he heard the snowblower was coming.

How can you spot a blind man in a nudist colony?

C'mon, it's not hard...

American Jokes More American Jokes

Why did the Japanese American bring his server with him?

He thought they said internet camp

What do you call someone who knows one?

American.

Side Jokes More Side Jokes

How do you keep a blonde busy?

Write "Please turn over" on both sides of a page and hand it to her.

How can you tell that the stage is level?

The drummer is drooling out of sides of his mouth.

Star Jokes More Star Jokes

Which star do the dinosaurs like best?

The one that keeps getting bigger

What do you call it when the stars align for a mustard thief?

A Gulden's opportunity.

American Flag Jokes More American Flag Jokes

How do you confuse a Republican?

Wrap an unarmed black man in the American Flag

Why is it OK to wash an American flag in hot water?

Because these colors don't run.