What side of the American flag are the stars on?

Both sides. Came from my FIL on this Memorial Day.

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What do Swedish criminals say when the cops are coming?

Pork! Pork! Pork!

What did the cannibal's wife give her husband when he came home late for dinner?

A. The cold shoulder.

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What do the American dollar and the American dress size have in common?

Both have had to adjust for inflation.

What's the difference between an illegal Mexican and an autonomous robot...?

Nothing... they were both made to steal American jobs.

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Why did italy cross the road?

To switch sides

How does one cook toilet paper?

Simple - brown it on both sides then throw it into the pot.

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How do you start to politely tell someone that their God isn't in the stars?

Well... If it's any constellation..."

What happened after the King of All Cosmos destroyed the stars in a drunken rage?

Divine intervention. edit: Oh.

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How do you confuse a Republican?

Wrap an unarmed black man in the American Flag

Why are there no American flags at the DNC?

Because the delegates were standing on them.