What side of the American flag are the stars on?

Both sides. Came from my FIL on this Memorial Day.

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What did Samsung Galaxy S 5 say to the iPhone 6?

Get bent" I hope you guys like this joke. I just came up with it.

Why did the snowman have a smile on his face?

Because the snowblower was coming down the block.

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Why are Americans bad at chess?

They lost two towers

Why are Americans so bad at chess?

Because they don't have 2 towers.

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Why is being a politician more difficult than being a ventriloquist?

Ventriloquists have to be able to speak with their mouths closed. Politicians speak out of both sides of their mouths simultaneously.

What does it mean when an accountant is drooling out of both sides of his mouth?

His desk is level

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What does one star say to another star when they meet?

Glad to meteor!

What side of the American flag are the stars on?

Both sides. Came from my FIL on this Memorial Day.

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Why is it OK to wash an American flag in hot water?

Because these colors don't run.

What do you get when Hulk holds the American Flag?

The Star Spangled Banner!