How is a man like a snowstorm?

A: You never know when he's coming how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

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What do you call the king of the jungle in the land down under?

Australian. Yes I know lions aren't jungle animals, but as per common nomenclature etc etc yadda yadda raspberry :)

Why ever not?

The teacher doesn't know a thing all she does is ask questions!

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Why did the momma pepper tuck in her baby?

Because he was a little chili (Actually came up with this while making chili)

What do you give an alligator who is having trouble hearing?

A gator-aid. Bet you did see that one coming:P

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Why don't women work as long and as hard as men in the office?

They do it right first time.

What do women call men under 6 inches?

Friends.

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What is the difference between ooooooh and aaaaaaah?

About three inches.

What's six inches long, has two nuts, and gives women big bellies?

Almond Joy.

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How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?

Look for the fresh prints.

How is a man like a snowstorm?

A: You never know when he's coming how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.