Why did the momma pepper tuck in her baby?

Because he was a little chili (Actually came up with this while making chili)

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Why shouldn't you tell a pirate your secrets?

They ain't private ears. (I don't care if a six year old came to this first thirty years ago, it just came to me.)

What came before the Big Bang?

The Big Foreplay.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Why is a baby like an diamond?

Because it's a dear little thing.

What's pink and slowly turns red?

A baby chewing on a razor blade.

Little Chili Jokes More Little Chili Jokes

Why did the momma pepper tuck in her baby?

Because he was a little chili (Actually came up with this while making chili)

What do you call a pepper in late autumn?

A little chili

Chili Jokes More Chili Jokes

Why did the momma pepper tuck in her baby?

Because he was a little chili (Actually came up with this while making chili)

How does William Shakespeare make chili?

With beans? Or not with beans? That is the question.

Momma Jokes More Momma Jokes

What do you call a Portable Sperm Bank?

Your Momma. Happy Mother's Day folks

What did the Momma buffalo say to the baby buffalo on his first day of school?

Bye Son (Bison)