Why did the momma pepper tuck in her baby?

Because he was a little chili (Actually came up with this while making chili)

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When are the hiest's coming out?

THEY ARE NOT!

Why are do many Italian-Americans named Tony?

When they came to Ellis Island, not one of them could speak a lick of English, but they all had "To NY" on their hats.

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How do you say goodbye to your pasta?

Pasta La Vista, baby!

Whats the difference between a watermelon and baby?

One's really fun to smash with a sledge-hammer and the other is just a watermelon

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Why did the momma pepper tuck in her baby?

Because he was a little chili (Actually came up with this while making chili)

What do you call a pepper in late autumn?

A little chili

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What do you ask a Mexican girl you like?

Netflix and chili

Why did the momma pepper tuck in her baby?

Because he was a little chili (Actually came up with this while making chili)

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What did the baby corn say?

what did the baby corn say to momma corn? where is popcorn.

What did the Momma buffalo say to the baby buffalo on his first day of school?

Bye Son (Bison)