Why did the momma pepper tuck in her baby?

Because he was a little chili (Actually came up with this while making chili)

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What is better than coming second in the Special Olympics?

Not being retarded. Sorry guys. Poor taste. But it is what it is.

How are blizzards and men alike?

You don't know when they're coming, you don't know how many inches you'll get, and you don't know long they'll last

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What did the Pharaohs use to keep their babies quiet?

Egyptian dummies.

How many feminists does it take to change a baby's diaper?

A: Don't be silly, feminists can't change anything. And besides, where would they find a baby!

Little Chili Jokes More Little Chili Jokes

What do you call a pepper in late autumn?

A little chili

Why did the momma pepper tuck in her baby?

Because he was a little chili (Actually came up with this while making chili)

Chili Jokes More Chili Jokes

When I lose faith in humanity, I think of Chili's just handing out sick, light-up beepers, trusting us to return them. And know what?

We do.

What do you ask a Mexican girl you like?

Netflix and chili

Momma Jokes More Momma Jokes

What did the baby corn say?

what did the baby corn say to momma corn? where is popcorn.

What did the Momma buffalo say to the baby buffalo on his first day of school?

Bye Son (Bison)