Why did the momma pepper tuck in her baby?

Because he was a little chili (Actually came up with this while making chili)

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What's the difference between my job and my boss's daughter?

I'm not coming into work today

Why are the buses in London red?

You'd be too if you came every 10 minutes.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

How's the baby?

Me: He keeps trying to shove socks thru the mail slot. Wife: Aw. His socks or yours Me: Socks is the neighbor's cat..

What's the difference between a baby and a pound of coke?

Eric Clapton would never drop a pound of coke.

Little Chili Jokes More Little Chili Jokes

Why did the momma pepper tuck in her baby?

Because he was a little chili (Actually came up with this while making chili)

What do you call a pepper in late autumn?

A little chili

Chili Jokes More Chili Jokes

Why do the Irish serve up their chili with 139 beans?

Because one more would be one-farty bowl of chili!

When I lose faith in humanity, I think of Chili's just handing out sick, light-up beepers, trusting us to return them. And know what?

We do.

Momma Jokes More Momma Jokes

What do you call a Portable Sperm Bank?

Your Momma. Happy Mother's Day folks

Why did the grain call his sister "momma"?

Because he was in bread!