Why did the momma pepper tuck in her baby?

Because he was a little chili (Actually came up with this while making chili)

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Whats the difference between Caesar and Casanova?

Caesar said:"I came, I saw, I conquered." Casanova said:"I saw, I conquered, I came."

What did they say about the blind man who got hit by a bus?

He never saw it coming.

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What's the difference between a retard and a baby?

The baby has a soul.

What is easier to load your van with bowling balls or screaming baby's?

Baby's because you can use a pitchfork

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What do you call a pepper in late autumn?

A little chili

Why did the momma pepper tuck in her baby?

Because he was a little chili (Actually came up with this while making chili)

Chili Jokes More Chili Jokes

Why do the Irish serve up their chili with 139 beans?

Because one more would be one-farty bowl of chili!

What do you ask a Mexican girl you like?

Netflix and chili

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What did baby corn say to momma corn?

where is popcorn

What did the Momma buffalo say to the baby buffalo on his first day of school?

Bye Son (Bison)