Why did the momma pepper tuck in her baby?

Because he was a little chili (Actually came up with this while making chili)

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What do colorblind people say to the unexpected?

Well that came out of the purple

What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something.

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How do you explain a man birthing a baby?

Taco bell for lunch

What's blue, small and sits in a corner?

A baby with its hand in the power socket.

Little Chili Jokes More Little Chili Jokes

Why did the momma pepper tuck in her baby?

Because he was a little chili (Actually came up with this while making chili)

What do you call a pepper in late autumn?

A little chili

Chili Jokes More Chili Jokes

When I lose faith in humanity, I think of Chili's just handing out sick, light-up beepers, trusting us to return them. And know what?

We do.

What kind of chili do they serve at the cannibal prison??

Chili CON Carne!

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Why did the momma pepper tuck in her baby?

Because he was a little chili (Actually came up with this while making chili)

What did baby corn say to momma corn?

where is popcorn