Why did the momma pepper tuck in her baby?

Because he was a little chili (Actually came up with this while making chili)

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What did one mosquito say to another when they came out of the cinema?

Fancy a bite

What did the Doe say when she came out of the woods?

I'm not doing that again for two bucks.

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Why are there no pictures of Ted Cruz holding a baby?

They always turn out blurry from him shaking them.

What's the difference between a cry baby and Dallas Cowboys fans?

Eventually the baby stops crying

Little Chili Jokes More Little Chili Jokes

What do you call a pepper in late autumn?

A little chili

Why did the momma pepper tuck in her baby?

Because he was a little chili (Actually came up with this while making chili)

Chili Jokes More Chili Jokes

Why do the Irish serve up their chili with 139 beans?

Because one more would be one-farty bowl of chili!

Why did the momma pepper tuck in her baby?

Because he was a little chili (Actually came up with this while making chili)

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What did the Momma buffalo say to the baby buffalo on his first day of school?

Bye Son (Bison)

What did the baby corn say?

what did the baby corn say to momma corn? where is popcorn.