Why did the momma pepper tuck in her baby?

Because he was a little chili (Actually came up with this while making chili)

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Why did the black man walk backwards?

I have no idea, Your Honor, but he was coming right at me and I felt my life was at risk.

Why are highly successful people named Mark always so depressed?

Because they can't stop hitting themselves. This joke came to me while I was half asleep this morning. I'm not sure how original it is. I probably heard some variation of it somewhere and have just forgotten. Any suggestions for improving it?

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What's red and silver and bumps in to walls?

A baby with forks in it's eyes.

Who was bigger, the baby or his mom?

The baby, because he's a little Bigger.

Little Chili Jokes More Little Chili Jokes

What do you call a pepper in late autumn?

A little chili

Why did the momma pepper tuck in her baby?

Because he was a little chili (Actually came up with this while making chili)

Chili Jokes More Chili Jokes

How does William Shakespeare make chili?

With beans? Or not with beans? That is the question.

When I lose faith in humanity, I think of Chili's just handing out sick, light-up beepers, trusting us to return them. And know what?

We do.

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Why did the momma pepper tuck in her baby?

Because he was a little chili (Actually came up with this while making chili)

What did the Momma buffalo say to the baby buffalo on his first day of school?

Bye Son (Bison)