How do you stir up the politics in a Coca Cola drink?

You add ices.

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What did the man say who couldn't add the same number to itself?

I can't even...

What's the integral of 1/cabin with respect to cabin?

Person 2: A log cabin! Person 1: No, a houseboat. You forgot to add the C!!

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How does Michael J Fox take his martinis?

Shaken. Not stirred

Why is James Bond a terrible motivational speaker?

Because the audiences are shaken, not stirred.

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What did the police officer want from the criminal store?

Just ice.

What does batman like adding to his drinks?

JUST-ICE

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Why is politics for the birds?

Because politiciands always parrot the same old lines!

What profession did the parrot get into when it swallowed the clock?

Politics

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Who's coca colas favourite rapper?

2-pop

How do you stir up the politics in a Coca Cola drink?

You add ices.