How do you stir up the politics in a Coca Cola drink?

You add ices.

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What does batman add to his tea?

Just ice.

What's the integral of 1/cabin with respect to cabin?

Person 2: A log cabin! Person 1: No, a houseboat. You forgot to add the C!!

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Why doesn't Sean Connery have any grown up children?

He prefers them shaken, not stirred.

What was James Bond after he slept through an earthquake?

Shaken, not stirred.

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What did Harry Potter order when he went to the bar?

Expecto-Patron-On-Ice

What does batman take in his beverages?

just...ice.

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What's the difference between organized crime and politics?

One's organized.

What do you call a parody when the actors are unaware it's satire?

Politics.

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Who's coca colas favourite rapper?

2-pop

How do you stir up the politics in a Coca Cola drink?

You add ices.