How do you stir up the politics in a Coca Cola drink?

You add ices.

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Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator?

A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

What did the author say when he added a chapter about flour to a story about soup?

The plot thickens!

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Why did James Bond higher a man with Parkinson's to be his butler?

He likes his drinks shaken, not stirred.

What's the hardest part of making monster soup?

Stirring it.

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How do you drown a polar bear?

Cut a hole in the ice. Put a line of peas around the hole. When the polar bear takes a pea, kick him in the ice hole.

What color is ice?

Hielo.

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Why is politics for the birds?

Because politiciands always parrot the same old lines!

How do you stir up the politics in a Coca Cola drink?

You add ices.

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Why is a 12oz can of Coca-Cola more popular in St. Paul and Minneapolis than a 2 liter?

Because it's a mini soda.

Who's coca colas favourite rapper?

2-pop