What was James Bond after he slept through an earthquake?

Shaken, not stirred.

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What can you sit on, sleep on, and brush your teeth with?

A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush.

Why are people who suffers from insomnia so excited at the moment?

They only have to sleep 3 more times until Christmas

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Why does James Bond like Michael J Fox?

Because he always gets his martini shaken, not stirred.

How do you stir up the politics in a Coca Cola drink?

You add ices.

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Why is James Bond's favourite bartender played by Michael J Fox?

He doesn't need to tell him to shake the martini.

What do you call James Bond in the bathtub?

Bubble-0-7

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What causes German Earthquakes?

Teutonic Plates. I'm sorry I'll find my own way out

What's the difference between Michael j. Fox and an earthquake?

Earthquakes stop shaking

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What was James Bond after he slept through an earthquake?

Shaken, not stirred.

What does James Bond say after a heavy workout?

I would like to have Whey. Shaken, not stirred.