What was James Bond after he slept through an earthquake?

Shaken, not stirred.

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Why does the town idiot take his bedroom door off the hinges and put it to the sid every night when he goes to sleep?

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Haiti.

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He prefers them shaken, not stirred.

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What did one earthquake say to the other earthquake?

I've been really stressed out lately, I know it's not your fault, but please stop cracking jokes about me

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I would like to have Whey. Shaken, not stirred.

What was James Bond after he slept through an earthquake?

Shaken, not stirred.