What was James Bond after he slept through an earthquake?

Shaken, not stirred.

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How many women have you slept with wife asked husband, "How many women have you slept with?

he proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."

What did the rubber ball say when he left the yo-yo's late night house party?

You better get some sleep - I'm gonna bounce!

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They are better shaken, not stirred. I usually have one in my hand. One is too few and three are two many.

What was James Bond after he slept through an earthquake?

Shaken, not stirred.

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What does James Bond say after a heavy workout?

I would like to have Whey. Shaken, not stirred.

What type of car does James Bond drive?

00-Sedan

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What's the difference between Michael j. Fox and an earthquake?

Earthquakes stop shaking

Why did the seismologist not have to pay for the damage caused by the earthquake?

It wasn't his fault.

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What does James Bond say after a heavy workout?

I would like to have Whey. Shaken, not stirred.

What was James Bond after he slept through an earthquake?

Shaken, not stirred.