What was James Bond after he slept through an earthquake?

Shaken, not stirred.

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Why did the boy take a pencil and paper to bed?

He was told to draw the curtains before going to sleep.

What's the difference between light and hard?

You can sleep with a light on.

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What's the difference between a cook and a homo?

Well, the cook stirs today's meal while the homo stirs yesterday's.

How are martinis like breasts?

They are better shaken, not stirred. I usually have one in my hand. One is too few and three are two many.

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What do you call James Bond in the bathtub?

Bubble-0-7

What was James Bond after he slept through an earthquake?

Shaken, not stirred.

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What is worse than the earthquake in Italy?

The Holocaust.

What does a fire, flood, earthquake, tornado, hurricane, and a wife have in common?

Sooner or later, one of them is probably going to get your house.

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What does James Bond say after a heavy workout?

I would like to have Whey. Shaken, not stirred.

What was James Bond after he slept through an earthquake?

Shaken, not stirred.