Why does James Bond like Michael J Fox?

Because he always gets his martini shaken, not stirred.

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Who would win in a fight, Michael J. Fox or Taylor Swift?

Michael J. Fox he would just shake it off.

What's the difference between Michael j. Fox and an earthquake?

Earthquakes stop shaking

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What's the hardest part of making monster soup?

Stirring it.

How does Liam Neeson like his martini?

Taken, not stirred.

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How does James Bond sleep?

Around.

How does the modern-day James Bond prefer his women?

Shaven, not furred