Why does James Bond like Michael J Fox?

Because he always gets his martini shaken, not stirred.

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How does Michael J. Fox deal with his Parkinson's disease?

He just shakes it off.

What is it called when Michael J. Fox smokes a joint?

Shake N' Bake.

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Why did the horse stir his cereal with his hoof?

Because he wanted to feel his oats!

What's the hardest part of making monster soup?

Stirring it.

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Why does James Bond keep telling people his real name?

Worst. Spy. Ever.

Why is James Bond's favourite bartender played by Michael J Fox?

He doesn't need to tell him to shake the martini.