Why does James Bond like Michael J Fox?

Because he always gets his martini shaken, not stirred.

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What do bad dancers have in common with Michael J Fox trying to use the soft serve ice cream machine?

They both have a hard time pulling off a twist.

Why didn't Michael J Fox order food at McDonalds?

He got the shakes instead.

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Why does James Bond like Michael J Fox?

Because he always gets his martini shaken, not stirred.

Why did the horse stir his cereal with his hoof?

Because he wanted to feel his oats!

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What does James Bond say after a heavy workout?

I would like to have Whey. Shaken, not stirred.

How does the modern-day James Bond prefer his women?

Shaven, not furred