Why was the fruit farmer losing money?

He couldn't grow a pear

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Why was the 45 year old businessman losing his hair?

He has cancer.

What does a burning Mexican farm smell like?

Tacos. Overheard an old man telling another guy how he lost his farm in Mexico , and how the smell reminded him of tacos.

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What do you call money that grows on trees?

Marijuana

What did the baby skunk want to be when he grew up?

A big stinker!

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Why did the man put his money in the freezer?

He wanted cold hard cash!

Why are hippies against capitalism?

Because money doesn't grow on trees.

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Why can't you have two Apple watches?

Because then it would be a pair (pear)!

What did the apple say to the pear?

Man, go away!