Why was the fruit farmer losing money?

He couldn't grow a pear

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Why can't the band Def Leppard make music anymore?

They all lost their hearing

Why is Jennie McCarthy so bad at RPG's?

The last time her son had a healing potion he lost 15 IQ Points.

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Where's the best place for a horse to grow up?

In a stable environment. Sorry I'm high and it just came to me.

Why doesn't North Korea's population exponentially grow?

Because they must build additional pylons.

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Where does a polar bear keep his money?

In a snow bank.

What does the twitter bird do when it needs money?

It goes to Twerk!

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What are twins favorite fruits?

Pears

What got the apple into skydiving?

Pear pressure.