Why was the fruit farmer losing money?

He couldn't grow a pear

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Welp. You dim sum, you lose some

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A bad gambler

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Put it under the soap.

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I don't want the watermelons, I just want the money."

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Why was the fruit farmer losing money?

He couldn't grow a pear

What type of fruit do twins prefer?

Pears.