He couldn't grow a pear
It doesn't matter. We'll all be laughing too hard to care.
They ordered ziti instead of shells.
If you're not on your knees, he's not interested and you know what they say, abstinence makes the Church grow fondlers.
A root bear! (I came up with this joke a few minutes ago. I hope it's funny)
Buys an intersection for a private business work.
His Ex-Wife.
Pear pressure.