Why was the fruit farmer losing money?

He couldn't grow a pear

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How did Jared lose 40lbs?

He dumped his girlfriend.

What do you call it when a hedge fund manager loses his job to a Watson inspired AI built by IBM?

It doesn't matter. We'll all be laughing too hard to care.

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What do you call money that grows on trees?

Marijuana

What's yellow has long ears and grows on trees?

The Easter Bunana!

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How do attractive men pay for things?

They handsome money to the cashier

How much money did the bronco have?

Only a buck!

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Why can't you have two Apple watches?

Because then it would be a pair (pear)!

What did the apple say to the pear?

Man, go away!