Why was the fruit farmer losing money?

He couldn't grow a pear

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What do a Florida hurricane, a Kansas tornado, and an Arkansas divorce have in common?

Some poor sap's gonna lose a trailer.

What's the fastest way to lose a few pounds?

Exit the European Union.

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What does a spider want to be when he grows up?

This is really good guys...brace yourselves..........) A web designer.

Why do black people wear flares?

because their knee grows

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When is the best time to raise money?

When there's a stripper in front of you.

How does the Hulk make money?

He flips houses.

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What do you get when you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?

A pear. P.s. got this joke in a cracker. If anybody gets it can you please explain it. My family is stumped.

Why do you have a pear on your head?

He replies, "It's not a peach, it's a plum!"