Why was the fruit farmer losing money?

He couldn't grow a pear

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What does a burning Mexican farm smell like?

Tacos. Overheard an old man telling another guy how he lost his farm in Mexico , and how the smell reminded him of tacos.

What would Paul McCartney say after losing both his legs?

Suddenly....I'm not half the man I used to be....."

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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them!

What did the homeowner say to the fruit growing gardener?

Water me lawn

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What kind of money do fishermen make ?

Net profits !

How much money does the Government pay people with autistic disorder?

Enough to buy a computer that can play League of Legends.

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What got the apple into skydiving?

Pear pressure.

What do you call two pears?

A pair.