What did the apple say to the pear?

Man, go away!

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leafs?

Russel

Why is it easier for women to shave "downstairs" than men?

They don't have to go through as many obsticles.

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How does an apple a day keep the doctor away?

When you take careful aim.

What do you call Apple's next beauty product?

The iLiner.

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What did the apple say to the pear?

Man, go away!

What do you call two pears?

A pair.