What did the apple say to the pear?

Man, go away!

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What did the stamp say to the envelope?

Stick with me man... We'll go places. Peace. Hmath out.

What do you say to a man with no legs?

Nothing, he'll shoot you.

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What kind of apple has a short temper?

A crab apple.

Why doesn't Ebola harm fruit?

Because if it affected an Apple it'd be called I-Bola.

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Why was the fruit farmer losing money?

He couldn't grow a pear

What type of fruit do twins prefer?

Pears.