What did the apple say to the pear?

Man, go away!

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How many men does it take to mop the floor?

Answer: None it's a women's job.

What is the thinnest book in the world?

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What did the banana say to the apple?

Nothing. Fruits can't talk. Idiot.

Why did Snow White buy an android phone?

She thought the apple was poisoned.

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What type of fruit do twins prefer?

Pears.

What are twins favorite fruits?

Pears