What did the apple say to the pear?

Man, go away!

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How do the greek separate the men from the boys?

With a crow bar.

Why is Superman wanted by the police?

He is wanted for being the Man of Steal.

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What got the apple into skydiving?

Pear pressure.

Why doesn't Ebola harm fruit?

Because if it affected an Apple it'd be called I-Bola.

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What got the apple into skydiving?

Pear pressure.

Why can't you have two Apple watches?

Because then it would be a pair (pear)!