What did the apple say to the pear?

Man, go away!

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What's the difference between a psychotic mental patient and a man with a bible in his hand?

Respiridol

Why did a man throw his breakfast out the window?

He was a cereal defenestrator.

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How do you make apple jelly?

google maps.

How do you milk sheeps?

With Apple accessories.

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What do you get when you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?

A pear. P.s. got this joke in a cracker. If anybody gets it can you please explain it. My family is stumped.

Why can't you have two Apple watches?

Because then it would be a pair (pear)!