What got the apple into skydiving?

Pear pressure.

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How many Apple workers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to over hype the new lightbulb and one to make sure it breaks within a year.

What kind of phone does The Flash use?

Not an iPhone because Apple doesn't support flash

Pear Jokes More Pear Jokes

What are twins favorite fruits?

Pears

What type of fruit do twins prefer?

Pears.

Pressure Jokes More Pressure Jokes

Why do men fart more than women?

Because women won't shut up long enough to build up the pressure.

Why has Venus been so distant lately?

Mars answers "shes been under a lot of pressure and has really bad gas"

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What's the hardest part of skydiving?

The ground!

Why didn't the cow want to go skydiving?

the steaks were too high.