What got the apple into skydiving?

Pear pressure.

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Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

How many Apple executives does it take to change a light bulb?

They dont. They turn it into the hype of the new generation.

What do you get when you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?

A pear. P.s. got this joke in a cracker. If anybody gets it can you please explain it. My family is stumped.

Pear Jokes More Pear Jokes

I dropped a pear in my car this morning.

You should drop another one, then you would have a pair.

What do you get when you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?

A pear. P.s. got this joke in a cracker. If anybody gets it can you please explain it. My family is stumped.

Pressure Jokes More Pressure Jokes

Why are divers always so nervous?

Because they're always under pressure!

Why has Venus been so distant lately?

Mars answers "shes been under a lot of pressure and has really bad gas"

Skydive Jokes More Skydive Jokes

Why do women need to wear jockstraps while skydiving?

To prevent them from whistling.

What do you call a skydiving tonsil who's afraid that something bad might happen?

Paranoid!