What got the apple into skydiving?

Pear pressure.

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How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?

Why can't you have two Apple watches?

Because then it would be a pair (pear)!

Pear Jokes More Pear Jokes

Why was the fruit farmer losing money?

He couldn't grow a pear

Why can't you have two Apple watches?

Because then it would be a pair (pear)!

Pressure Jokes More Pressure Jokes

What does Cam Newton and Fig Newton have in common?

They both crumble under pressure

What got the apple into skydiving?

Pear pressure.

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Why don't blind people like skydiving?

Scares their dogs.

Why didn't the cow want to go skydiving?

the steaks were too high.