What got the apple into skydiving?

Pear pressure.

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What do you get hanging from Apple trees?

Sore arms.

What do you call a fake Apple product?

An i-phony

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What got the apple into skydiving?

Pear pressure.

I dropped a pear in my car this morning.

You should drop another one, then you would have a pair.

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What got the apple into skydiving?

Pear pressure.

Why are divers always so nervous?

Because they're always under pressure!

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Why is it bad for blind people to skydive?

It scares the hell out of the dog

Why do women need to wear jockstraps while skydiving?

To prevent them from whistling.