What got the apple into skydiving?

Pear pressure.

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Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What do stupid kids do at Halloween?

They carve a face on an apple and go bobbing for pumpkins.

What did the apple say to the apple pie?

You've got some crust."

Pear Jokes More Pear Jokes

What do you get when you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?

A pear. P.s. got this joke in a cracker. If anybody gets it can you please explain it. My family is stumped.

Why do you have a pear on your head?

He replies, "It's not a peach, it's a plum!"

Pressure Jokes More Pressure Jokes

What did the piston say to the freely expanding gas?

No pressure

What does Cam Newton and Fig Newton have in common?

They both crumble under pressure

Skydive Jokes More Skydive Jokes

What got the apple into skydiving?

Pear pressure.

Why is it bad for blind people to skydive?

It scares the hell out of the dog