What does Cam Newton and Fig Newton have in common?

They both crumble under pressure

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What did the piston say to the freely expanding gas?

No pressure

Why has Venus been so distant lately?

Mars answers "shes been under a lot of pressure and has really bad gas"

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What does Cam Newton and Fig Newton have in common?

They both crumble under pressure

What does Cam Newton have in common with a Fig Newton?

They are both soft and crumble under pressure.

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What's the worlds most forceful fig?

The Fig Newton.

What does Cam Newton have in common with a Fig Newton?

They are both soft and crumble under pressure.

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What's the difference between Belgian waffles and American waffles?

Belgium waffles crumble in the hands of German.

What does Cam Newton and Fig Newton have in common?

They both crumble under pressure