What does Cam Newton and Fig Newton have in common?

They both crumble under pressure

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Why did Vanilla Ice steal a can of hair spray?

Because the label said, "Contents Under Pressure" Got this joke from my brother :D

What's the reason my shower isn't working?

You have only one second to guess the answer. No pressure.

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What does Cam Newton and Fig Newton have in common?

They both crumble under pressure

What does Cam Newton have in common with a Fig Newton?

They are both soft and crumble under pressure.

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What does Cam Newton and Fig Newton have in common?

They both crumble under pressure

What's the difference between a Fig and a Fig Newton?

A Fig Newton is Force sensitive.

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What's the difference between Belgian waffles and American waffles?

Belgium waffles crumble in the hands of German.

What does Cam Newton and Fig Newton have in common?

They both crumble under pressure