Belgium waffles crumble in the hands of German.
The chicken knows on whose eggs sitting .
One's a crazy heron, the other's a hairy Craisin.
There were two Canadians and an American. They put letters in a hat and drew. They got "C-eh", "N-eh", "D-eh". The American didn't know what was going on, but he relayed the message. I know i need to work on my execution.
One. They stick the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them!
Krautsourcing
They get from Berlin to Warsaw in one tank
A! (hands raised up)
One guy threw down his hand and another laughed his head off. This was my best friend's favorite joke when she was little apparently.
To cut the corners!
The stone to throw the lights out, the flashlight to check if the lights are really out
He wears the cardboard box on his boots.
Ned Flanders
They both crumble under pressure
