Belgium waffles crumble in the hands of German.
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage
Texans tend to ride horses whereas rednecks ride their cousins. -American Sniper
A. They love OIL
I was asked on an internet forum. "Because you're not allowed to take them on planes," I answered.
A clandestein.
NEIN, NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN
Irish handcuffs.
Because it's dead.
They're mostly really nice people, but they have the French living there too.
The stone to throw the lights out, the flashlight to check if the lights are really out
ze Hoegaarden.
They both crumble under pressure
