What's the difference between Belgian waffles and American waffles?

Belgium waffles crumble in the hands of German.

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What's the difference between a tavern and an elephant fart?

One is a bar room, and the other is a *BARROOM!*

What's the difference between love, true love and showing off?

Spit, swallow, gargle.

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Why are American police officers so bad at snooker?

They always shoot the black

What do Americans call the summer holidays?

Ceasefire

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Why German Loves Americans why do Germans love Americans?

because Americans are the most hated people in the world now.

What did German kids get for Christmas during th holocaust?

Easy Bake Ovens

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Where r my legal briefs?

Paralegal *hands him his boxers* Judge: lol Jury: We're hung Judge: ha! DA: Balls in your court Judge: DO MORE!

What do you get when you have one pinion nut in one hand, and two pinion nuts in another?

A difference of a pinion!

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Why do the Dutch people love..... Why do the Dutch people love the Belgian-jokes so much?

They are cheap.

What do you call a Belgian with a cold?

Phlegmish

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Why is there very little honey in Belgium?

Because there is only one B in Belgium

What's the difference between Belgian waffles and American waffles?

Belgium waffles crumble in the hands of German.

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What's the difference between Belgian waffles and American waffles?

Belgium waffles crumble in the hands of German.

What does Cam Newton and Fig Newton have in common?

They both crumble under pressure