What's the difference between Belgian waffles and American waffles?

Belgium waffles crumble in the hands of German.

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So the Germans can march in the shade.

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AUDI.

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Why does a Belgian take a stone and a flashlight to bed?

The stone to throw the lights out, the flashlight to check if the lights are really out

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What's the difference between Belgian waffles and American waffles?

Belgium waffles crumble in the hands of German.

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ze Hoegaarden.

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They both crumble under pressure

What's the difference between Belgian waffles and American waffles?

Belgium waffles crumble in the hands of German.