What do you get when you have one pinion nut in one hand, and two pinion nuts in another?

A difference of a pinion!

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What's the difference between Walk of Life and Washington state?

One's by Dire Straits, the other's by dryer states.

What's the difference between a happy programmer and a sad programmer?

Hello, world" and "Goodbye, cruel world"

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What do you say when someone hands you a nice, ripe blunt in Germany?

Danke

What's the difference between a psychotic mental patient and a man with a bible in his hand?

Respiridol