What do you get when you have one pinion nut in one hand, and two pinion nuts in another?

A difference of a pinion!

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What's the difference between Olive Garden and Reddit?

At Olive Garden the servers actually work.

What's the difference between a moose and an ant?

A: A moose has antlers, but an ant doesn't have mooselers.

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What is the best music to air drum to while driving?

Def Leppard, because you can keep on hand on the wheel.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.