How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you stop a baby from walking in circles?

Pin its other hand to the ground.

What's more fun than swinging a dead baby by a string?

Stopping it with a shovel!

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

Why doesn't Jesus enjoy manicures or pedicures?

Because they always try to mess with his nails.

What's the difference between Jesus and his portrait ?

His portrait only need one nail

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

How did Helen Keller break her hands?

Reading road signs at 30 MPH

What u doing later?

Wife: That's not what I meant by pick up my towel. Just hand it to me, idiot.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

How many babies does it take to stop a puck?

Ask Subban from the Hans to find out

Why did Burger King and Dairy Queen have a baby?

Because Burger King forgot to wrap up his Whopper

Circle Jokes More Circle Jokes

What do you call all of the terrible jokes on reddit arranged in a circle?

Groanhenge

Why did your car just spin around in circles?

Motorist: I was making a U-turn and changed my mind.

Floor Jokes More Floor Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs... ...hanging on the wall?

Art ...floating in the sea Bob ...laying on the floor Matt ...down in a hole Phil ...sitting in a pot Stu ...

What did the cheese maker say when his vat got dumped to the floor?

That's no gouda

Crawl Jokes More Crawl Jokes

How do you stop a baby from crawling in a circle?

Nail it's other hand to the floor.

How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.