How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in a circle?

Nail it's other hand to the floor.

What did the big chimmney say to the little chimmney?

Stop smoking. You are too young to smoke

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What is a blonde's definition of a naval destroyer?

A: A hula hoop with a nail in it.

What did the roman soldier say after crucifying Jesus?

Nailed it

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When I lose faith in humanity, I think of Chili's just handing out sick, light-up beepers, trusting us to return them. And know what?

We do.

What did Mitt Romney say to C3P0?

Threepio, hand me those binders, willya

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What did the spaghetti say to the other spaghetti?

Pasta la vista, baby!

What's big, thick, hairy, and makes babies?

Your mom.

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Why did the clueless shark keep swimming in circles?

A : It had a bleed on its tail fin.

How does a one armed man row a boat?

In a circle.

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What did the carpet say to the floor?

Don't move -- I've got you covered.

What are these clothes on the floor?

A dead Jedi" I replied

Crawl Jokes More Crawl Jokes

How'd you sleep?

Him: *texts* Horrible...I was tossing and turn- Me: *crawls out from under his bed* I KNOW, YOU POOR THING.

How do you stop a baby from crawling round in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.