How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at three Hos.

How do you make a baby cry?

Drop it. How do you make a baby stop crying? Drop it again.

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

What do Jesus and Muhammad have in common?

They both nailed a 2x4.

Why did the dentist make a poor date with the manicurist?

Because they fought both tooth and nail!

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Why can the Cornish always lend a hand?

They probably have a spare.

What do you call a sentinel with three hands?

A watchman.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What's the difference between a burlap sack and my nutsack?

The babies in my nutsack are still living.

What's in your mom's tummy?

5-year-old: A baby. Woman: What kind of baby 5-year-old: A human one. Nailed it.

Circle Jokes More Circle Jokes

Why is the Kentucky Derby run in a circle?

They like horsin' around.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in a circle?

Nail it's other hand to the floor.

Floor Jokes More Floor Jokes

What sound does a pubic hair make right before it hits the floor?

Ptui"

What do you do when you see a black man lying on the floor?

You stop laughing and shoot him again.

Crawl Jokes More Crawl Jokes

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

What's white and crawls up your leg?

Uncle Ben's Perverted Rice