Nail its other hand to the floor.
You unplug it!
Slow down and use some lubricant.
A. They're all laid with tongue and groove.
At the spa-getti.
You put a guitar in his hands.
When you see he has no hands.
I don't know, I lose track of time when I have an erection.
Because you get better results from slowly roasting it in the oven.
Motorist: I thought I was on a merry-go-round.
Because it's pointless.
Me: Her stepsisters make her. 5: She should just buy a Roomba.
It's all tongue and groove.
Our best guess was he tried crawling home to clear his browser history"
Me: struggling, crawling to his car because my backpack is weighing me down Ham.