What's in your mom's tummy?

5-year-old: A baby. Woman: What kind of baby 5-year-old: A human one. Nailed it.

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What's the difference between a woman and a toilet?

The toilet doesn't insist on cuddling after you drop your load in it.

Why is it so expensive to divorce a woman here in California?

Because it's worth it.

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

What do Jesus and Muhammad have in common?

They both nailed a 2x4.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed upon the cross?

Me! That hurts!"

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Why was the baby put in jail?

For resisting a rest. I'll take my coat

What's blue and flies around the room at high speeds?

A baby with a punctured lung

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of a shoe has a problem?

An issue.

What kind of cigarettes do California kids smoke?

Yours.

5 Year Old Jokes More 5 Year Old Jokes

Who ate all the cookies?

5-year-old: Ninjas. Me: I didn't see them. 5-year-old: No one ever does. Checkmate.

Who wins in a fight: Goku or Superman?

Wrong, Batman always wins.   Yes, I do have the sense of humor of a 5 year old.