What's in your mom's tummy?

5-year-old: A baby. Woman: What kind of baby 5-year-old: A human one. Nailed it.

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?

When she starts her sentence with, "A man once told me..."

What do you call a woman with two brain cells?

Pregnant.

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

How do you work the Dragon Balls?

Nail: Did you work the shaft

How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What do a burnt pizza and a baby have in common?

Some idiot pulled it out to late

What is the hardest part of cutting a baby in half with a straight razor?

My erection.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of goat did Houdini have?

A scapegoat.

What kind of tea does water make?

Humiditea.

5 Year Old Jokes More 5 Year Old Jokes

What's your favorite word?

5-Year-Old: Empathy! I don't even know what it means! Me- I know how you feel.

What do you call a cow that gets hit by a car?

A dead cow! (My 5-year old made up this joke)