What's in your mom's tummy?

5-year-old: A baby. Woman: What kind of baby 5-year-old: A human one. Nailed it.

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What is the difference between a woman in church and a woman in a bathtub?

Answer: One has hope in her soul the other has soap in her hole.

What do you mean he's your half son?

What do you mean what do I mean?" replied the man. He went on to explain "My son has half my genes, that makes him my half-son." The woman he was talking to decided he was crazy and without replying walked past him. She looked back and noticed his neck was red, after all it was a sunny day.

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

What happened when Jesus 'screwed' around?

He got *nailed*.

How can we possibly improve this?

Man invents wheel of cheese* "Nailed it!"

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Why don't witches have babies?

Because their men have hollow-weenies!

What's the difference between a baby and a kilo of Coke?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a kilo fall out of a window

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of bath can you take without water?

A sun bath.

What kind of degrees do slaves get in college?

Their Master's.

5 Year Old Jokes More 5 Year Old Jokes

How did Jared from Subway get food poisoning?

He ate a 5 year old weiner

What do you call a 5 year-old with no friends?

offensive A sandy hook survivor.