What's in your mom's tummy?

5-year-old: A baby. Woman: What kind of baby 5-year-old: A human one. Nailed it.

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why don't women blink during foreplay?

They don't have time.

What's 9 inches long, pink, and women scream when you put in their mouth?

Their miscarriage

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

Why didn't Jesus cross the road?

Because you can't cross a road when your nailed to a cross

How do we know Jesus wasn't a virgin?

Because he got nailed three times.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

How's the baby?

Me: He keeps trying to shove socks thru the mail slot. Wife: Aw. His socks or yours Me: Socks is the neighbor's cat..

Why was the baby elf sad?

Because he was Legolas

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of modeling clay does a dog use?

Fi-Do!

What kind of house is easiest to pick up?

A: A light house.

5 Year Old Jokes More 5 Year Old Jokes

What's the difference between a 5 year old kid and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window.

What do you call a 5 year-old with no friends?

offensive A sandy hook survivor.