5-year-old: A baby. Woman: What kind of baby 5-year-old: A human one. Nailed it.
The toilet doesn't insist on cuddling after you drop your load in it.
There are tons of conflicting lists all over the internet.
Nailed it
Because he keeps getting nailed to the boards!
It depends. Are you inside or outside?
They both get ditched in the park
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A hobbitat
A Sandy Hook Survivor