What's in your mom's tummy?

5-year-old: A baby. Woman: What kind of baby 5-year-old: A human one. Nailed it.

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What's the difference between a woman and a toilet?

The toilet doesn't insist on cuddling after you drop your load in it.

How do we not know what women want yet?

There are tons of conflicting lists all over the internet.

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

What did Jesus say after he was resurrected?

Nailed it

Why is Jesus so bad at hockey?

Because he keeps getting nailed to the boards!

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

How high can you kick a baby?

It depends. Are you inside or outside?

Whats do a baby and old people have in common?

They both get ditched in the park

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of music do rabbits listen to?

HIP HOP

What kind of environment do hobbits live in?

A hobbitat

5 Year Old Jokes More 5 Year Old Jokes

What do you call a 5 year old without any friend?

A Sandy Hook Survivor

What's in your mom's tummy?

5-year-old: A baby. Woman: What kind of baby 5-year-old: A human one. Nailed it.