What's in your mom's tummy?

5-year-old: A baby. Woman: What kind of baby 5-year-old: A human one. Nailed it.

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why do women aged 40+ not play hide and seek?

cause nobody would be looking for them.

What do you call a woman who wants lots of compensation?

Sue.

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

What do your mom and Jesus have in common?

They both got nailed

What do you call a hula hoop with a nail on the inside?

A Navel Destroyer.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What do you call a Jedi knight who delivers babies?

Obi-Gyn Kenobi.

Whats 1+0?

Babies

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of computer can also sing?

A Dell.

What kind of present did the armless boy get for Christmas?

Gloves. Jk he hasn't opened it yet!!

5 Year Old Jokes More 5 Year Old Jokes

What's your favorite word?

5-Year-Old: Empathy! I don't even know what it means! Me- I know how you feel.

Why does tigger smell?

Becuase he hangs around with pooh! Had to share my 5 year olds joke..