My erection.
My wife actually looks forward to riding the motorcycle.
With their erections.
Daughter: You told me to change the baby.
Little Caesars (say it out loud)
You're cut off."
Waiting for him to show up.
You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it.
Cut it in half.
What do you get when you cross an Aboriginal with a Caucasian? A half decent person.