My erection.
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A lumbering oaf.
A midget.
A baby with slashed floaties. What's red and yellow and floats on top of the pool? Floaties with a slashed baby.
One's a rugrat, the other's a regret.
Not getting hard.
You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets the point.
A: A pregnant lady takes one and a half ticket in the bus Q: What is the height of dishonesty A: She gives birth to twins
2 chairs and a half of a fish.
No hard feelings.