Straight Razor Jokes

What is the hardest part of cutting a baby in half with a straight razor?

My erection.

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What is the hardest part of cuting a baby in half with a straight razor?

My erection.

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Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Where do you buy a baby?

Hole Foods.

What do you call it when you drown a baby in soda?

Infantacide

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

How many cats sawed in half does it take to change a lightbulb?

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Why did the flight from Warsaw to Moscow crash?

There were Poles on the right half of the plane.

Erection Jokes More Erection Jokes

What happens to an Asian guy when they run into a wall with a full erection?

They break their nose!

What do you get when OP gets erections?

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Hard Jokes More Hard Jokes

What's the hardest part about being a vegan?

Waking up at 5 am to milk the almonds.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It only takes two mice to screw in a light bulb. The hard part is getting them in there.

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

How many Germans does it take to tile a bathroom?

Only one, if you cut him thin enough.

How does Harry Potter like his sandwiches to be cut ?

Diagon alley