Straight Razor Jokes

What is the hardest part of cutting a baby in half with a straight razor?

My erection.

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What is the hardest part of cuting a baby in half with a straight razor?

My erection.

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What's the difference between an erection and a Ferrari?

whisper I don't have a Ferrari.

What kind of erection does a burn victim get?

Firewood.

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What's the hardest part about walking through a field of dead babies?

My erection.

What's the hardest part of making chicken fried steak?

Teaching the chicken to cook

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How does Spongebob cut a rug?

With a square Dance!

Why did your sister cut a hole in her new umbrella ?

Because she wanted to be able to tell when it stopped raining.

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Where do baby apes sleep?

Apricots.

Why would you put a baby in a blender feet first?

So you can make dinner and get head at the same time.

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What is the hardest part of cutting a baby in half with a straight razor?

My erection.

What do you call a half elephant, half rhinoceros?

An abomination.