Straight Razor Jokes

What is the hardest part of cutting a baby in half with a straight razor?

My erection.

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What is the hardest part of cuting a baby in half with a straight razor?

My erection.

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Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Whats the difference between a baby and a feminist?

At some point in its life, a baby will grow up and stop crying.

What do a baby and a martini have in common?

I prefer both of them shaken

Erection Jokes More Erection Jokes

Why do men struggle to urinate with an erection?

It's just too hard.

Why does Pinnochio always get an erection when he's in a forest?

Because he has a woodpecker!

Hard Jokes More Hard Jokes

What is the hardest part of cutting a baby in half with a straight razor?

My erection.

What do you call a group of disabled people in a pool?

Vegetable soup. I apologise to those offended by my terrible joke. Have another Whats the hardest part of cooking a vegetable? Getting the wheelchair into the oven

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

What do you call a half native pirate?

Metis

How do you call a car designed for midgets?

Half a Romeo. I'll show myself out.

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

What do you call a salad that's been cut with a knife?

Ceasar

How does the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.