Straight Razor Jokes

What is the hardest part of cutting a baby in half with a straight razor?

My erection.

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What is the hardest part of cuting a baby in half with a straight razor?

My erection.

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Why is China a communist country?

Because nobody wants to hold an erection.

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It's just too hard.

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He was forced to resort to excessive violins.

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He got out on bale.

How did the Roman cut his hair?

Caesar

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What did Bruce Willis say to motivate his son?

Son, if at first you don't succeed, Try Hard. If that doesn't work, Try Hard 2. If that still doesn't work, Try Hard with a Vengeance. Remember, you can't pick between the choice to Live Free or Try Hard. They go together. Everyday's A Good Day to Try Hard."

What is the hardest part about firing a black man?

Waiting for him to show up.