Straight Razor Jokes

What is the hardest part of cutting a baby in half with a straight razor?

My erection.

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What is the hardest part of cuting a baby in half with a straight razor?

My erection.

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What's the hardest part about winning crossfit?

Being 5 foot 6

What is the hardest part of twerking?

Being black

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What does Arnold Schwarzenegger say when Christmas is over?

OC (please use your Ahnold voice) Hasta la vista, Baby....Jesus.

What do you call a stork that doesn't bring babies?

A swallow

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

What's the difference between an onion and a woman?

I cry when I cut open an onion

How was the roman empire cut in half?

With a pair of caesars

Erection Jokes More Erection Jokes

What do an 80 year old smoker and the Japanese House of Representatives have in common?

They only have an erection every 4 years

How do the Chinese vote?

With their erections.

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

What do you call a half elephant, half rhinoceros?

An abomination.

What has two legs and bleeds?

Half of your dog...I hit it with my car.