My erection.
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Nail it's other hand to the floor.
None. Babies don't have the motor skills or the depth perception to change a light bulb.
A suuh dude!
Cut the rope.
Vegetable soup. I apologise to those offended by my terrible joke. Have another Whats the hardest part of cooking a vegetable? Getting the wheelchair into the oven
The ground.
When you wake up in the morning with an erection so stiff, that when you bend it down to take a leak, your legs kick back and you hit your head on the toilet.
No hard feelings.
So he can pretend she's decomposing.
By folding it in half.
