How do you call a car designed for midgets?

Half a Romeo. I'll show myself out.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why are you driving that car in circles?

Driver: I was just going for a little spin.

What do you call a car made out of Canadian money?

A CADillac.

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

What is worse than a worm in a cherry?

Half of a worm in half of a cherry.

What do you call half a kitten?

Leftovers

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

Why should a midget not attempt to slaughter a cow?

The steaks are just too high.

What do a midget and a dwarf have in common?

Very little.

Design Jokes More Design Jokes

How many C++ programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

You're still thinking procedurally! A properly designed light bulb object would inherit a change method from a generic light bulb class!"

Why can't American engineers design linear actuators?

Because they always try to maximize the degrees of freedom.