How do you call a car designed for midgets?

Half a Romeo. I'll show myself out.

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Why you should wash your car?

WASH YOUR CAR BECAUSE IT IS DIRTIER THAN MILEY CYRUS!

What do you call a Mexican guy who's car always goes missing?

Carlos.

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Why can't Zeno seem to pay his bar tab in full?

Answer: Because he kept giving half of what he owes.

What has two legs and bleeds?

Half of your dog...I hit it with my car.

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When do you kick a midget in the balls?

When he's standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice

Why did the midget go swimming in the kitchen?

There were microwaves. Sorry I was drunk making popcorn.

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Who designed Noah's ark?

An ark-itect !

Why can't American engineers design linear actuators?

Because they always try to maximize the degrees of freedom.