How do you call a car designed for midgets?

Half a Romeo. I'll show myself out.

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What is so bad about being half black and half asian?

You can steal a car but you can't drive it.

How did the inventor of the car advertise his new "horse-less carriage"?

He said it goes without a hitch!

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What do you call a semi truck with it's load half empty?

Pessimist Prime

Why is your blow up doll half deflated?

She was getting a little heavy.."

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

Why did the midget get kicked out of the putt putt course?

because he wanted to play minijerkoff.

What is 34.5?

69 for midgets

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Why did they hire the police department to design a new superconductor?

STOP RESISTING!!!"

Who designed Noah's ark?

An ark-itect !