What do you call half a kitten?

Leftovers

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What's half of 8?

5. The other half is 3.

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot?

Half a cat.

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What do you call half a kitten?

Leftovers

What did the hipster say the day after thanksgiving?

I liked the leftovers before they were cool.