What do you call half a kitten?

Leftovers

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How do you call a car designed for midgets?

Half a Romeo. I'll show myself out.

Why did the kid only water half the lawn?

Because there was a 50% chance of rain

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What did the hipster say the day after thanksgiving?

I liked the leftovers before they were cool.

What do you call half a kitten?

Leftovers