What do you call half a kitten?

Leftovers

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What do you get when you cross an Aboriginal with a Caucasian?

What do you get when you cross an Aboriginal with a Caucasian? A half decent person.

What do you get when you mate an elephant with a poodle?

A poodle split in half.

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How did Saddam deal with his leftovers?

He used sarin wrap

What did the hipster say the day after thanksgiving?

I liked the leftovers before they were cool.