What's half of 8?

5. The other half is 3.

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Why do heroine addicts rarely have meetings late in the afternoon?

Because it's dangerous to shoot for 3 or even 4.

What did Woody say to Buzz?

A lot. There were 3 movies.

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What's the difference between Valve and uranium?

Uranium gets to its half-life on time.

How do you know the rules of football was written by an Italian?

You switch sides at half time.