What's half of 8?

5. The other half is 3.

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Where do people go when they die?

Me: Heaven. 3: I don't want to go there. Me: Why not 3: It's full of dead people.

What has 100 legs and 3 teeth?

A centipede on meth.

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What's worse than biting an apple and finding a worm?

biting an apple and finding half a worm

What if Lady Gaga was half Irish, half Japanese?

Rady O'Gaga