What's half of 8?

5. The other half is 3.

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What sound do dogs make?

3-year-old: Woof woof. Me: Horses 3: Neigh. Me: Pigs 3: Sizzle sizzle. Somebody understands bacon.

What do you call a bird with 3 wings and 3 legs?

Triangull

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What has two legs and can't stand up?

Half a cat

What do you call a semi truck with it's load half empty?

Pessimist Prime