What does a witch take when she can't poop?

Hexlax

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What time do monkeys poop?

Tree turdy.

What did the poop said to the other poop?

Poop: Please don't push. It's already tight in here! Poop to Pee: May I go first? Meanwhile, Fart pushing everyone to the sides.. Fart: Excuse me! Excuse me! I need to go!