What does Hulk say when he poops?

IBM!

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What did Noah do with all the poop?

Threw it overboard. it formed the UK. Taken from here:

What do you give and take at the same time?

a poop

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What do you get when you cross Captain America and the Hulk?

A Star-Spangled Banner.

What do you get when Hulk holds the American Flag?

The Star Spangled Banner!

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How many IBM CPUs does it take to perform a logical right shift?

A: 32. One to hold the bits and 31 to push the register.

What do you call it when a hedge fund manager loses his job to a Watson inspired AI built by IBM?

It doesn't matter. We'll all be laughing too hard to care.