How many IBM CPUs does it take to perform a logical right shift?

A: 32. One to hold the bits and 31 to push the register.

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Why did the belt get arrested?

Because it held up a pair of pants. I'll show myself out.

Why couldn't Elsa hold on to a balloon?

She would always let it go.

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What do you call a troupe of performing Redditors?

Cirque le Jerk

What do you say when a Polish magician performs a magic trick?

Nailed it

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How many IBM CPUs does it take to perform a logical right shift?

A: 32. One to hold the bits and 31 to push the register.

Why couldn't Marco Rubio register on a web forum?

The website required him to prove that he is not a robot.

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How do you stop an Armenian tank?

You shoot the guys pushing it.

Why do the Lannisters have such a big bed?

They pushed two twins together and made a king.

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What do you call 32 white people locked in a closet?

A captive Cherokee.

What has 32 teeth and holds back a monster?

My zipper.

Bit Jokes More Bit Jokes

What do you get if you cross a bottle of water with an electric eel?

A bit of a shock really!

What are some good conversation starter jokes you can think of?

Just some light jokes with bit of humor . Nothing too dark.

31 Jokes More 31 Jokes

What are we going to spend 10 million dollars on?

asks his wife. "31 black"

Why do programmers always confuse Halloween and Christmas?

Because 25 DEC = 31 OCT.

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What do Intel, Google, Uber, eBay, McDonalds, Budweiser, AT&T, Oracle, Disney, Boeing, IBM and Apple have in common?

Immigrants

Where do tech guys with diarrhea go to work?

IBM