What did one octopus say to the other octopus?

Will you hold my hand hand hand hand hand hand hand hand

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Why did Stephen get an A on his test?

He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.

How many men does it take to make popcorn?

Four one to hold the pot and three to act macho and shake the stove.

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How do you know you're always about to have fun in the company of an octopus?

Because it's always ten-to-cool time...

What do you get if you cross a black person with an octopus?

I don't know but it would be excellent at picking cotton.