What did one octopus say to the other octopus?

Will you hold my hand hand hand hand hand hand hand hand

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How many talking heads does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and another to spin the story until the bulb fits.

What do you call an Irishman who can't hold his liquor?

OC A quadriplegic.

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What happens if you cross an Ape with an octopus?

You get a fur coat with lots of sleeves!

What sound does an octopus make?

A squid word.