What did one octopus say to the other octopus?

Will you hold my hand hand hand hand hand hand hand hand

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What did the pirate tell his littler sister when she asked if she could hold his parrot?

ISIS

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My zipper.

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What do you get if you cross a black person with an octopus?

I don't know but it would be excellent at picking cotton.

What is a gathering of octopus called?

Octoposse