What did one octopus say to the other octopus?

Will you hold my hand hand hand hand hand hand hand hand

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How many people from Quebec does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One: He holds the bulb and the rest of Canada revolves around him.

How do you depress a room full of geeks?

Hold the door! I'm a leaf on the wind!"

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How do you know you're always about to have fun in the company of an octopus?

Because it's always ten-to-cool time...

What's wet and wiggly and says how do you do sixteen times?

Two octopuses shaking hands.