OC A quadriplegic.
You open it slightly so it's ajar.
One. She just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around her.
OC (please use your Ahnold voice) Hasta la vista, Baby....Jesus.
The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC
By the ears.
Liquor in the front, poker in the back.
To be sure to be sure
An Irishman trying to get a tan.