What do you call an Irishman who can't hold his liquor?

OC A quadriplegic.

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How many publishers does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Three. One to screw it in and two more to hold down the editor.

How do you hold a pirate rabbit?

With its buccaneers!

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What did Asian Jesus say before he was crucified?

OC) YORO (You only resurrect once)

How did the urologist ruin his Christmas?

OC He looked inside Santa's sack.

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What do a woman and a bar have in common?

Liquor in the front, poker in the back.

When drinking liquor while watching baseball, at what point will you be the most drunk?

Bottom of the fifth, of course.

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What do you call and Irishman who works in a French cafe?

Paddy Hor D'oeuvre

What do you call a sober Irishman?

A liar.