What do you call an Irishman who can't hold his liquor?

OC A quadriplegic.

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Why were India kicked out of the Soccer world Cup held in England in 1966 ?

A. Every time they were given a corner, they built a shop."

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What do you call an Irishman who can't hold his liquor?

OC A quadriplegic.

How many redditors it takes to change a lightbulb?

OC It only takes 1. But another 999 to repost this 100% original joke. I made this.

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