What do you call an Irishman who can't hold his liquor?

OC A quadriplegic.

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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.

How many Irish does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold it in the socket and the other to drink until the room starts spinning!

Oc Jokes More Oc Jokes

Why was the woman so attached to her Dr. Scholl's gel insert?

OC It was her sole comfort.

What did the Navy battleship captain say to his first mate during a skirmish?

OC I think I'm feeling C6

Liquor Jokes More Liquor Jokes

How are women like casinos?

Liquor in the front, poker in the back.

What does a good bar and a good woman have in common?

Liquor in the front poker in the back.

Irishman Jokes More Irishman Jokes

What does a lumberjack and a trio of Irishmen have in common?

They're both tree fellers.

What happened to the Irishman who tried to blow up a school bus?

He burned his lips on the exhaust pipe.