What do you call an Irishman who can't hold his liquor?

OC A quadriplegic.

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How many Meth-Heads does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to hold the lightbulb and Two to smoke till the room spins!

What do you say to a person at a funeral held at 10 A.M.?

Good mourning.

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What did the Japanese buck say to the doe he was courting?

OC I don't know how to put this but...I'm kind of a big deer.

What's the difference between a fish and an elephant?

OC) You really can't tell the difference between a fish and an elephant

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How does a French lady hold her liquor?

By the ears

What does a good bar and a good woman have in common?

Liquor in the front poker in the back.

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How does an Irishman's future look like?

Very blight.

What do you get if you cross a Mexican with an Irishman?

A redhead who can tan.