What do you call an Irishman who can't hold his liquor?

OC A quadriplegic.

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What do you call a wizard holding a teacup?

A saucer-er!

What pillar doesn't need holding up ?

A caterpillar !

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How do you know this is OC?

Its not on the front page

What literary genre is Frozen?

Bildungsnowman. (OC)

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How do you make any woman wet?

Liquor

When drinking liquor while watching baseball, at what point will you be the most drunk?

Bottom of the fifth, of course.

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Which one is the Irishman?

A: The one on the motorbike.

What do you call an Irishman who's had eight beers?

The designated driver.