What do you call an Irishman who can't hold his liquor?

OC A quadriplegic.

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What do you say if you want someone to hold the lift?

Ans: Hodor

How many narcissists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One narcissist. The narcissist holds the lightbulb in the socket and waits for the world to revolve around him.

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What do you call a beach with crooked waves?

OC A Scoli-ocean! (Came up with that recently, hope it tickles your funny bone)

What did the Navy battleship captain say to his first mate during a skirmish?

OC I think I'm feeling C6

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How does a French woman hold her liquor?

By the ears.

How does a French lady hold her liquor?

By the ears

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What do you call an Irishman who's had eight beers?

The designated driver.

How did the Irishman get arthritis?

By craic-ing his knuckles.