What do you call an Irishman who can't hold his liquor?

OC A quadriplegic.

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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

How do you make a door hold water?

You open it slightly so it's ajar.

How many mothers-in-law does it take to change a light bulb?

One. She just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around her.

Oc Jokes More Oc Jokes

What does Arnold Schwarzenegger say when Christmas is over?

OC (please use your Ahnold voice) Hasta la vista, Baby....Jesus.

What happened when Santa cut his beard?

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC

Liquor Jokes More Liquor Jokes

How does a French woman hold her liquor?

By the ears.

What do a good bar and a woman have in common?

Liquor in the front, poker in the back.

Irishman Jokes More Irishman Jokes

Why did the Irishman wear two condoms?

To be sure to be sure

What's white in the morning, white in the afternoon and white in the evening?

An Irishman trying to get a tan.