What do you call an Irishman who can't hold his liquor?

OC A quadriplegic.

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Why did Germany hold a ceremony for the Greek bankruptcy?

They wanted to give credit where credit was due.

What do you get when you hold a mothball in your left hand and a mothball in your right hand?

A rather excited moth

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What is the Kingsman policy on workplace relationships?

OC) Brogues before Hos

Why did the popular kittens not want to hang out with the kitten with a prosthesis?

OC It was an obvious faux paw. Credit: My wife's a dork.

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What does a good bar and a good woman have in common?

Liquor in the front poker in the back.

How does a French lady hold her liquor?

By the ears

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Why do Irishmen hate Kia?

Because gingers don't have Souls.

What do you call an Irishman with Leprosy?

A Leper-Chaun