The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
OC
The OC.
It could be R and the C, but they definitely aren't OC.
Two dam bad! (OC!)
OC) YORO (You only resurrect once)
OC) Too many persuasive esses.
OC A receeding Herr line.
OC You make a reservation
OC A parka, son.
OC (please use your Ahnold voice) Hasta la vista, Baby....Jesus.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Caprice Sun. OC
OC Well it was kinda hard to avoid, what will all roads leading there and what not.
OC A quadriplegic.
OC It only takes 1. But another 999 to repost this 100% original joke. I made this.
OC It was an obvious faux paw. Credit: My wife's a dork.
Expectorant(/spoiler)
You have to love easter, baby." (OC)
OC "They flip burgers for profit!" Just thought of this at a baseball game today, kinda quirky and simple!
Terrible OC Keep them stored in some quality... pupperware!
OC It was her sole comfort.
OC) Brats!
OC A Scoli-ocean! (Came up with that recently, hope it tickles your funny bone)
OC) Brogues before Hos
Standard deviation of the mean (OC, as far as I know)
OC Just one. And if you disagree with me, you're an anti-Semite.
OC I think I'll go on a diet!
OC) Because he had the power of a torn knee
OC) An utter disappointment
OC) A bottle of scotch can keep beyond 27 years.
OC He looked inside Santa's sack.
OC The taberNaCl. (Sorry..) (X-posted to dad jokes.)
Arnold Schwarzeneighbor (OC)
Its not on the front page
OC By process of elimination.
oc Because he cantaloupe.
Bildungsnowman. (OC)
OC I think I'm feeling C6
Take a blud test OC
OC) You really can't tell the difference between a fish and an elephant
OC) Because he wrote the Rom-Communist Manifesto.
OC Icy dead people!
OC) He already has supervision.
OC I don't know how to put this but...I'm kind of a big deer.
Because they can't C
Because he was always below a C
Because its two tired! *badum tiss*
fixed) 100. 1 to change it and 99 to stand around and complain about how they coulda done a better job.
I'll be dammed.
To bask in social approval.
Because she was Klaustrophobic!
A pH-obia
They fear the wurst!
NINE!
Ouchwitz >say ouch when offended or in pain >Witz is the German word for joke >sounds like auschwitz
I'm lactose intolerant.
The awning. I know, I'm sorry.