Oc Jokes

Q: What do you tell someone from Moscow who is in a hurry? A: Quit Russian. Q: What do you call a Mexican pessimist? A: A Mexican't Q: What do you call a German who is urinating in an alley? A: A you're a peein'. Q: What does an Asian person have if their leg joints are socially awkward? A: Shy knees. Q: What is a Parisian country cover band's favorite song to play? A: "I've got France in low places."

Oc Jokes

What happened when Santa cut his beard?

What's a redditors worst fear?

Whats reddits favorite tv show?

What's a redditor who makes pirate jokes' favorite letters?

How bad is it when a nations power crisis can only be solved by a couple of hydroelectric plants?

What did Asian Jesus say before he was crucified?

Why did the English majors switch to Spanish?

What do you call ten German men standing abreast, walking backward?

How do you get into a Native American restaurant?

What kind of jacket would Michael J. Fox wear if he was black?

What does Arnold Schwarzenegger say when Christmas is over?

Which type of juice has the most mood swings?

Why did Hannibal invade Rome?

What do you call an Irishman who can't hold his liquor?

How many redditors it takes to change a lightbulb?

Why did the popular kittens not want to hang out with the kitten with a prosthesis?

What do you put in an actor's drink... OC to raise the level of anticipation at the Oscars?

What would Arnold Schwarzenegger say if you asked him his favorite holiday?

How do fast food restaurants make so much money?

How do you keep your dog young for longer?

Why was the woman so attached to her Dr. Scholl's gel insert?

What does a cannibal bring to a barbecue?

What do you call a beach with crooked waves?

What is the Kingsman policy on workplace relationships?

Why are jerks nice sometimes?

How many Zionists does it take to change a light bulb?

What did the ascetic say when he broke his fast?

Why did the lawyer with a torn ACL still win the marathon?

What do you call a dairy cow who doesn't produce any milk?

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse, Janice Joplin, Jim Morrison, and a bottle of scotch?

How did the urologist ruin his Christmas?

Where do salt lovers go to pray?

Who was Mr Rogers' weight lifting coach?

How do you know this is OC?

How does Sherlock Holmes go to the bathroom?

Why was the fruit really upset he had to get married in a big church?

What literary genre is Frozen?

What did the Navy battleship captain say to his first mate during a skirmish?

How do you tell if you're a real gangster?

What's the difference between a fish and an elephant?

Why is Karl Marx credited in so many movies?

What did Bruce Willis find in the freezer at the morgue?

Why doesn't Superman need a boss?

What did the Japanese buck say to the doe he was courting?

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