What was Jesus' reaction to being crucified?

He was cross.

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What do you call a penny with Jesus on it?

J.C. Penny

What do you call someone who likes to dress up like Jesus?

A cross-dresser.

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What did the Romans say to each other after crucifying Jesus?

Nailed it!"

What does a British midget get when he is told he is going to be crucified?

He gets a little cross.