What was Jesus' reaction to being crucified?

He was cross.

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Why does Jesus always leave a door open for you?

Because he was born in a barn.

Why so down?

Aquaman: People think I'm not a real superhero. I'm tired of being walked all over. *Jesus enters Aquaman: Dammit!

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Why were all Roman buildings made of stone?

They crucified the carpenter.

What did the roman soldier say after crucifying Jesus?

Nailed it