What is the difference between paint and a midgets' underpants?

When you sniff paint, you get high

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What's the difference between Voldemort and Tyrion Lannister?

One had a horcrux, the other had a whorecrush..

What's the difference between an apple?

A bike because a vest has no sleeves.

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What are you wearing?

ME: *nodding and sniffing myself* Mashed potatoes with gravy.

Why Do Kids In High school Take Art?

You don't have to pay for the glue to sniff...

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How does someone pay for a painting?

With Monet

How do you hide a elephant in a cherry tree?

Paint it's balls red. Howed Tarzan die Picking cherries.