What's the difference between an apple?

A bike because a vest has no sleeves.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between a Ritz cracker and a lesbian?

Ones a snack cracker and ones a crack snacker!

What's the difference between a Volvo and a Mercedes?

Princess Diana wouldn't be caught dead in a Volvo

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What's the difference between an apple?

A bike because a vest has no sleeves.

Why did Eric Clapton make the switch from PC to Apple?

Well because he had a horrible experience with windows. (credit to Neil Hamburger for this amazing joke)

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

How many ADHD children does it take to change a lightbulb?

Lets go ride our bikes

Why did little timmy fall off his bike?

Because someone threw a canoe at him !

Vest Jokes More Vest Jokes

Why did the alligator wear a vest?

He was an investigator!

What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An in-vest-igator!

Sleeve Jokes More Sleeve Jokes

Why did Napoleon wear sleeves?

For his armies

What did the Mexican say with one sleeve rolled up and one sleeve not?

Not even, homes