What's the difference between an apple?

A bike because a vest has no sleeves.

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What's the difference between a gamer and a pot of boiling water?

A pot of boiling water doesn't get salty when you put a tea-bag in it.

What's the difference between a poorly-dressed man on a unicycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.

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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them

Why Romeo could not meet Juliet at an Apple Store?

Poor Juliet! Did not know Apple stores don't have Windows!

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What can I do?

Take his bike away.

What happend when the bike ran over a nail?

It popped a wheelie.

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What does Dave Grohl say when he thinks there's a stalker in his house?

IS SOMEONE OUT ON THE VEST? THE VEST? THE VEST? THE VESTIBULE?"

What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator!

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What's the difference between an apple?

A bike because a vest has no sleeves.

What do you call a short sleeved British shirt?

A tea-shirt. Please don't hurt me.