How do painters stay warm?

They add another coat.

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How do you turn soup into gold?

You add 24 carats!

Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator?

A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

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Why don't house painters wear wedding rings on the job?

Nobody wants to marry an underemployed alcoholic.

Which painter always had a very bad cold?

Vincent Van Cough

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What did the hat say to the coat stand?

You stay here, I'll go on a head.

How does a coat steal something?

They jacket

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What's Irish and stays out all year?

Patty O'furniture.

Why can't Russia extradite US top-secret whistle-blowers?

Because they're Snowden (snowed-in). To all the folks on the East coast, stay safe and warm.