How do painters stay warm?

They add another coat.

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Why is a dog with a lame leg like adding 6 and 7s?

He puts down the three and carries the one.

How many kids with ADD does it take to change a light bulb?

Wanna go ride bikes? My all time favorite joke. Sorry if it has already been posted but who has the time to browse all of .

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What did the painter say to her boyfriend?

I love you with all my art!"

Which painter always had a very bad cold?

Vincent Van Cough

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How does a coat steal something?

They jacket

What does a painter do when he gets cold?

Puts on another coat.

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How do Eskimo fleas stay warm?

A flea's blanket.

What travels around the world but stays in one corner?

A stamp.