How do painters stay warm?

They add another coat.

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Why is a dog with a lame leg like adding 6 and 7s?

He puts down the three and carries the one.

What do you do when you find Michael J. Fox in your hot tub?

Add your laundry.

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What did the painter say to the paint can?

A lot of good you are . (the joke is that the paint can is empty)

Why did the painter from Boston have trouble making friends?

He was way too autistic for his own good.

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How do seals keep their coats so smooth?

They use a sea lion.

What should you do if your walls get cold?

Put on another coat.

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What is the difference between Liverpool football and a tea bag?

A: The tea bag stays in the cup longer.

Where do werewolves stay when they're on vacation?

At the Howliday Inn!