How do painters stay warm?

They add another coat.

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How can you make a soup rich?

Add 14 carrots (carats) to it.

How many schoolteachers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Anything not completed during the lesson is added to the homework.

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Why did the painter from Boston have trouble making friends?

He was way too autistic for his own good.

What did the painter say to the wall?

A: One more crack, and I'll plaster you.

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Where do frogs leave their hats and coats ?

In the croakroom !

What did the thief say when he saw the man leave his coat behind?

let's jack it.

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What do you get when you cross an agnostic, dyslexic, and an insomniac?

Some one who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog.

Why can't astronauts stay in a long term relationship?

They need space.