How do painters stay warm?

They add another coat.

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How do you stir up the politics in a Coca Cola drink?

You add ices.

How many schoolteachers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Anything not completed during the lesson is added to the homework.

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How does a painter support their art in this economy?

Easel-y

What did the painter say after finishing a portrait of his brother Andrew?

I drew drew

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Why was the baby put in jail?

For resisting a rest. I'll take my coat

What should you do if your walls get cold?

Put on another coat.

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How do you get a puppy to stay the same size forever?

You stop feeding it.

When I was kid, and we'd go sledding on a cold snowy day, Ya know how often I had to rub my hands together to stay warm?

Intermittenly.