How do painters stay warm?

They add another coat.

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What did you get 100 in?

Jason: Two things: I got 50 in Spelling and 50 in History. Mother: Well at least you can add !

How do you make the number one disappear?

Add the letter G and it’s “gone”!

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What did the painter do when he was angry?

He made a scene.

How does a painter support their art in this economy?

Easel-y

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What do you call a shop that sells aquatic vessels?

A boat-ique. ...I'll get my coat.

What did the thief say when he saw the man leave his coat behind?

let's jack it.

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What do dolphins use to stay clean?

All-porpoise cleaner.

What do you call a black guy wearing an ankle bracelet?

A stay at home dad