How do painters stay warm?

They add another coat.

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What did 'b' say to his friend 'e' after 'e' saved his life?

AY E! I O U edit: added Y

Why is Irish bean soup made with 239 beans?

Because if you add even one more it gets "2 farty".

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What do you get if you cross a Boxer and a Painter?

Mohammed Dali

What did the painter say to the paint can?

A lot of good you are . (the joke is that the paint can is empty)

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How do you steal a coat?

You jacket.

Where do frogs leave their hats and coats ?

In the croakroom !

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What do you say to a handicapped dog?

Stay"

What did the sorting hat say to the quadriplegic?

Stay here, I'll just go on ahead.