Why is a dog with a lame leg like adding 6 and 7s?

He puts down the three and carries the one.

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What kind of dog suffers most from being inbred?

A hot dog

What kind of potato chips do dogs like best?

RUFFles

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What did the man say who couldn't add the same number to itself?

I can't even...

Why was the monkey attracted to the paint?

Cuz it was yellow and appealing! Sorry if this is bad. Seen too many of the same jokes here and I wanted to add an original joke.

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What can be said about a rich man who doesn't carry change with him?

He's got more money than cents

Why do drummers carry transparent lunchboxes?

So they know if they are going to the gig, or coming from it. Ta-boom!

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What are your thoughts on it?

ME: trying to impress her I have 6 wives

Why did the number 6 cry?

Why did the number 6 cry? Because 7 8 9. (7 ate 9)

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What's small and got 7 dents in it?

Snow White's cherry

How do you describe the bears?

Fast and Furious 7