Why is a dog with a lame leg like adding 6 and 7s?

He puts down the three and carries the one.

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What do you call a dog that can find something that's not there?

A Labracadabrador

Why do dogs wag their tails ?

Because no one else will do it for them !"

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What's the worst kind of joke?

Clickbait. Edit: Added a space which triggered someone.

How do you make a latte?

Add $5 to a cup of coffee.

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What did you just say!?

I recommend an immediate heart attack and let the paramedics carry you out of the room.

Why does a mother carry her baby?

The baby can't carry the mother.

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How do I know?

They have already told everybody about 6 times in 5 minutes

What has 6 legs and goes "Ho da do, Ho da do Ho da do?

Hodor?

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What is up with 1, 3, 5, 7, 9?

I can't even...

Why does 7 make 6 nervous?

7 is his plus one, but she's bigger than he is.