Why is a dog with a lame leg like adding 6 and 7s?

He puts down the three and carries the one.

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What's up dog?

Dad: Just chilling homie, what's up with you!

What pets think about their owners?

A dog: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... He is God. A cat: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... I am God.

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What are the type of numbers you get when you take an integer and add it to itself?

I can't even

How do you turn soup into gold?

You add 24 carats!

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Why does Axl Rose love to carry around The Scarlet Letter?

Because every Rose has its Hawthorne

Why can't Roman Reigns light a campfire?

Because he doesn't carry any matches!

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What was the hexadecimal 6 afraid of the Canadian hexadecimal 7?

Because 7 8 9 A

How many NBA finals does Lebron plan on losing?

not 1 not 2 not 3 not 4 not 5 not 6 not 7

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How many NBA finals does Lebron plan on losing?

not 1 not 2 not 3 not 4 not 5 not 6 not 7

What's the difference between a fox and a dog?

About 7 beers.